AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Wild pokes, easier and faster.

Trainer path; You're probably going to have to go down that path multiple times.

Both trainer paths. For the cheddar/exp.

Took me like three days to catch up. Although, it was worth it!

Apart from some parts beeing tedious, most of it has been entertaining so far.

Makes me want to play Cockfighting Society again

Last game I played was from the second generation...

Pokemon path, but later you should turn around and take the trainer path to level up your Kirlias more.

So now that its mysteriously day again, I think I will go...


FISHING!


Oh boy... a Magikarp...

Wait, I didn't catch a Magikarp yet. This looks like another excellent chance to fill up my Pokedex! I just need to be careful though not to over-do my attack...






I was never good at catching weaker Pokemon.




Well now that that mini diversion is over, lets get back to showing Robert Frost what he was missing! I think I shall take...


THE FOURTH PATH!
Ahahahahah!

...daisies. That's what I get for being a smart-booty.


But on the bright side, my itemfinder thing-ama-jiggy detects something on the opposite side of the waist-high insurmountable picket fence!

Damnit!


Since it doesn't matter which of the two non-mountain routes I take, I'll go for the one with the item in it!


DUDE! I DIDN'T DO IT! IT WAS MCPANTS, I SWEAR!


Oh... a single Goldeen... well I suppose it is the polices' job to stop criminals, after all...


For once, the Green Duo have differentiated from each other, in some way. I guess. I mean, does it technically count as a different moveset if you won't ever use either move?




I... did? When was this? You think I'd remember something like that, wouldn't you?


More new Pokemon! And it's... some sort of scorpion thing.

*squish*


New Poke #2.

Oh hey, traced Speed Boost! This is going to be fuuuuun!


Raised evasion! Hah! Try hit me now, bug!


...
You're a bastard, you know that?


As it turned out, two Double Teams did NOTHING to prevent getting attacked! Goddamit!

Rotom makes short work of it though.


New Pokemon the Third. It... didn't last long.


Oh come on! How many new Pokemon does this guy have anyway? What next, a flying dinosaur banana tree?



...
I give up! I can't work with this game! If anyone wants me, I'll be in my trailer!





Oh hey, level up!
My little girl is growing up... *sniff*


Umm... wut? It's like a rhino had sex with a Geodude. And I don't know how you're supposed to have sex with a Geodude!


Hey, HEY! You're a wild Pokemon! You're not supposed to be able to win fights!


Seriously now, cut that out! Oh, I am so gonna shove you in a Pokeball!


Hah! How do you like them apples? Or... Balls!

....Ballples?


"C'mon Rhyhorn, lets smash this tree!"
"Rhy... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ...poke?"


Yes, DuhrDotCom. He's slow-witted, fat, always horny, and is immune to shocking insults like this one. Couldn't get a better likeness!







WELL EFFING FINALLY! I wonder what great wonders this egg holds...



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...

...

FUUUUUUUCK!
That's what was in this egg I was carrying around all this time?! Gawd-DAMNIT!
And c'mon, it's just hatched and its already on fire! What is it with these spontaneously combusting horses?




Alright then. Lesson 1: DON'T START WITH TURTWIG!


I didn't show it, but I went back to the Pokemon center after the egg hatched.


For a Pokemon covered in grass, you just gotta use Lawnmower Rotom!


For... the same Pokemon, but covered in rock, you should still use Lawnmower Rotom!


For- oh come on, how many different Wormadam forms can you have anyway?


SPONTANEOUS GROWTH SPURT!


Y'know, you could've actually SEEN me if you bothered to tilt your head slightly, or looked OVER a waist-high fence!


I've already met you, Duskull. Let's go back to new unseen Pokemon.


Yup, seen him too, in the wild even. You must be on the wrong route or something.



Oh. Whopee. Wild Geodude. Because I absolutely loved them spamming up cave adventures. Yeah.


Oh c'mon, a Carbos? That's practically useless! No, that's worse than useless, because it takes up EV points from the max possible!


OFUK a Graveler! Finally, an actually tough wild Pokemon!
Now I just hope it doesn't try and-

...self-destruct. Fantastic.


A... big root.

I seriously need to get my ItemFinderThingy tweaked!


Wait... I thought I was already on Route 214, and went past Lake Valor! Goddam location header lied to me!

You keeping the flaming horse?Also what happened to your starter pokemon?

If by 'keeping', you mean 'locking up in the PC never to be touched again', then yes.


It got replaced by a lawnmower.

WE NEED A FLAMING POOP MONKEY, NOW!!!

Disregard them. Awesome lawnmower is awesome.

No! Cause he sux!

Besides, he's only more powerful than 5/6 of my team! Machineria still tops him by a few levels.

Its not that I mean for it to be overpowered, its just that I keep having to resort to it whenever I get in trouble, as my other Pokemon are (actually, were) too weak to fend off a good chunk of battles themselves.

Besides, who doesn't want a lawnmower of doom at their disposal?

Plasma, one of your comments on Machineria earlier has been bugging me. Why is a lawnmower's blade attack super effective against a rock, but is not very effective against grass? Why does your lawnmower have a grass attack, anyway? It's the anti-grass.

Pokemon is weird.