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blaaah... maybe they couldn't figure out a "third jump movement" and just left it at 2. LOL, have you seen the Links' second jump movements? How would anyone jump again after all that spinning? O_O. Besides, what's the whole point of gravity if you can just jump all over the place? Might as well put them in space and watch them explode. Well, I suppose they wouldn't do that because of Lylat Cruise physics. :awesome: HOKAY ENUFF SPEECH.

Screw quantum this is an awesome thread.

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Maybe we all can do it and everything you know is a lie
srsly i think i did it once

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If everything I know is a lie, then does everything I don't know become the truth? Or is everything I know as a lie the truth? If I know that everything I know is a lie is the truth, then would that be a lie too? If everything and anything I know is a lie, then what is the truth? The truth is that everything I know about is a lie, but since I now know it, it is now a lie, therefore rendering everything I know as the truth.

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bagofnuts wrote:
If everything I know is a lie, then does everything I don't know become the truth? Or is everything I know as a lie the truth? If I know that everything I know is a lie is the truth, then would that be a lie too? If everything and anything I know is a lie, then what is the truth? The truth is that everything I know about is a lie, but since I now know it, it is now a lie, therefore rendering everything I know as the truth.


I don't fucking know,but i once double-jumped

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EXTREMELY CONFUSING QUESTIONS HOORAY.

How?

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bagofnuts wrote:
EXTREMELY CONFUSING QUESTIONS HOORAY.

How?


I was on my way to school and a car almost hit me,so i jumped to safety but it felt like i did it twice...was fucking awesome

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You're the one.


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That's eeeeeeeee-zeeeeeeee! When jumping that character stores half of the kinetic energy. The character can release the energy at will to performe a double jump. The stored energy is unstable, which is why characters do some sort of weird spin when they double jump in smash bros. The reason they can't store the energy of a full jump, and then do a full jump is because storing all energy would put a massive strain on the body which would cause the character to either A. lose consciousness from the strain. B. be forced to release all the energy at once or C. die.


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i agree... but i know why they can double jump and in some games triple...

[spoiler]they beleive they can fly! they beleive they can touch the sky! they think about it every day and night! spread their wings (or arms) and fly away! they beleive they can soar! they see themselves running through that open door! ( unless its locked and they have to look for a dungeaon for the key) ... you get the point lol[/spoiler]

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El Mexicano wrote:
bagofnuts wrote:
EXTREMELY CONFUSING QUESTIONS HOORAY.

How?


I was on my way to school and a car almost hit me,so i jumped to safety but it felt like i did it twice...was fucking awesome


i just have to ask this...
[spoiler]do you wear a sombrero?[/spoiler] lol... xD

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[spoiler]im asking because i nearly hit some guy wearing one yesturday, and your signature... lool[/spoiler]

and im using spoilers because they are cool and they spoil my reply or comment... i should have put that statement in a spoiler? xD

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[spoiler]Do you seriously see Zelda flapping her arms up, up, and away to get pizza? O_o I believe you mentioned that they had to spread their wings/arms to double/triple jump? Wow, I sound like a nerd. Well, fine, it works for Pit, Metaknight, (lol hurrhurr...) Charizard, Kirby, and Jiggs, but jeez, we're talking about :science: here. Dang, no one's posted for four days?[/spoiler]

Popping pop flyin' bubbles is FUN! :awesome:

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Ho wait, I think they do have a third jump movement, except it's automatic, and not necessarily a "third jump." Okay, so, everyone knows that in Brawl, and the original, and Melee, you automatically grab a ledge when you're near one, right? Well, it can happen anywhere from right next to it to like about an inch on the TV screen* away from the ledge. Anyways, they sorta make a lunge at the ledge, unless there was a ledgehog. So, anyways, go see it for yourself, but just try not to die while you attempt it. Woo.

*NOTE: This is comparing with the size of my TV screen. It's rather small for a TV nowadays. :oops:

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These characters are merely super! :!: :!: :!: :!: :!: *spam*

[spoiler]I once double jumped, I have a video of it here!http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0[/spoiler]


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If you're wondering how they double jump and live and other science facts
Repeat to yourself, it's just a game, I should really just relax/shut the fuck up.
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or how about this:

its a freakin video game, and infinite air jumping would make the game not fun

Kirby superstar was fun.


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