AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Especially DS emulators. It's almost impossible to find a reliable one so who knows, it might happen again.
I'll just have to save more frequently and hope for the best vOv

I'm making this update post anyway!
Almost 100 images whoooooo.


Yeah we're actually gonna be using Wikileek. I like Victreebel.


SPEED TRAINING GO


Also we caught this asshole.


OKAY WIKILEEK YOU'RE LEVEL NINE THAT'S GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME


I am not letting you set... foot... tentacleroot...? in there, Wikileek.



"Remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets."


OH GOD HELP ME


I'M AFRAID OF HEIGHTS it's not because I'm short THIS IS SO NOT FUNNY



Pants-shittingly terrifying?


I mean I guess that explains why birds poop in mid-air... oh. You want to fight.



Don't you even think about it.


You little bitch.


STOP THAT!


There. That's over wi-- what do you mean we have one more trainer and a Gym Leader left to go.


Yeah I deserved at least one level for putting up with that bullshit.


Okay we are definitely going back to heal.


Please save my babies


MAYBE IF I CLING TO THE FLOOR IT'LL HELP


How would you like it if I laughed at your fears? I'll kick your booty right off this... loft!



Oh it is ON.



IT IS ON LIKE DONKEY KO--
No I hate it when people say that.


Pshhh. What's he gonna do, flip me upside down?


FEAST YOUR EYES ON MY ANGRY CROCODILE


Oh you fucking bitch.




STOP THAT.


I give up on Rage I'm just gonna soak your bird so it can't fly.


HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH.


That's what I thought, asswipe.


Oh hey you can walk out here. Why, I don't know.


Alright guy let's do this.




Mmmmm, chicken...


All I did was imply they're delicious.


'kay.


Whoa man you look like you go on Tumblr. You got one of those hipster blogs? You post half-naked pictures of you holding up signs telling girls they're pretty and such? Because I think I've seen your blog.


HMMMMMM...


Gotcha!


Because fuck you, that's why.


Dethroned.


WE'RE IN A BUILDING. THERE IS NO WIND.


Stop that.


YEAH GO MOUSSE


I SAID STOP THAT!


Okay, fuck this.


Now you see my strategy. I hope.


Go ahead. See if I care.


A few more Leers...



Your sacrifice will not be in vain.



Little soldier boy, comes marching home... brave soldier boy, comes marching home...


AND THEN THE REAL HERO APPEARED


Go back to photographing things in black and white, bird boy.


YEEEAAAAHHHHHHH



"I am so blogging about this when I get home."


Yeah, like I said. Delicious.




Is this thing magic or something.




........I like the sound of this.



...wait. Rock Smash? What about Flash?




"Unless you're in the Unova region, those lucky booty bastards."


You mean that cheapass move you kept using?


Ehhhh maybe. I might just completely trash them instead.


"...follow me on Tumblr?"


Oh great, this guy again. I wish I could remove his number but he somehow made that impossible. daisies nerds.




...you know I'm just going to put it back in my bag, right? Where it could get crushed during my numerous battles? Hell I might roll over on it in my sleep.



Buh sure whatever.


Hmmm...
Maybe I'll check out Falkner's blog while I'm here.







Jersey Shore?


Oh. daisies.


Who.




Not at all big guy.



No.


No.


...well this is unsettling.

SO IT BEGINS
What the hell was that.


Fuck.

Trainer GREYLIN blacked out!



(I completely lost it at Falkner's Birdy Blog)

ALSO HERE'S SOME GOOD NEWS

from now on probably gym leader battles/important battles will be recorded instead of screen...shotted... whatever the word is!
i intend to have the gym leaders and such fully voice acted, and i'd need elite 4 members and also someone to voice garrett too
(i already called bugsy so hands off)

so if i could get someone to help out with this that'd be just peachy
(lance is probably taken too)
(just saying)

i figured this might make things more interesting for readers.

edit: whitney is also taken now! oops
(also one person can do multiple roles)

gonna keep a tab here on who's who

FALKNER - nobody likes that asshole we don't even need him
BUGSY - Lyra
WHITNEY - Game Angel
MORTY - Darkin
JASMINE - Prof. Winchester
CHUCK - D-Vid
PRYCE - Need Runes4
CLAIRE - Probably Shoolis.
LANCE - Unbalanced
GARRETT - TheOtherMC

I called Whitney (and her punk-bitch-booty miltank)

Oh my god you have the best team ever.

My LP is living through yours. You are the best.

Yeah I heard already.


Yaaaay. (not)






Ethan? Youngtser Joey? Hell, Garrett would probably be a better choice than me.


'kay.


"And then I started talking to you and I told you about how Professor Elm got that strange phonecall and he said you were perfect for the job and well here I am whoops look at the time!"



So, yeah. The best way to hatch it is also the best way to possibly crush it.


"You're the protagonist."
What?


No get back here you fool.

Fuck. Fine.





GEISHAS.


Excuse me most people introduce themselves. I mean Mr. Pokemon introduced himself even though I already knew who he was and then he gave me this egg to hand to Professor Elm and everyone just seems to want to repeat themselves today.




Yeah pretty much.



FINE.


So is everyone else it seems.


Goodbye, geishalady.


TIME TO CONTINUE ON OUR ADVENTURE





It's Rock Smash. Ugh.


Oooohhh, sounds desolate and depressing.



Seems easy enough.


...something's not right here.


PATRICIA PLEASE I'M BUSY BEING A GENIUS


I have a gym badge. What do you have? Oh yeah, that's right. Nothing. You got a kitchen, a living room, and one bedroom. Where the hell do you sleep, Pat? Well...? WELL?







..........still better than my last foster mom.


Nope.


Nuh-uh.


Okay I'm depressed enough now. Let's go, Mousse.







Oh hell yeah. We beat all the people there.


We thrashed that Tumblr-using loser's booty.




Hmmm. Wonder where this is going.

mina got her fav

shits gonna get wrecked now

Ill do any rediculous voice you see fit

you just volunteered yourself for claire.

(not really)

If you need a shonen voice or abridged marik/jack I'll be your man when I get back. I get back saturday, so I'll be set for you to hear me out, k?

I would volunteer for voice acting, but I'm afraid the quality of my only sound recording program is pretty shoddy.

[also Lyra in the tile puzzle in the runes, the tiles can be rotated I think]

i'm sure they can but since i'm using an emulators the buttons beside a, b, and start are generally foreign to me
s'not worth it anyway

also taruta if you can do a grumpy teenaged boy voice (that doesn't sound too young) then you're in.
(alternatively the other male gym leaders too since we have plenty of openings)

basically if you're interested i'd prefer if you'd pick a role and test it out and possibly send me an example so i don't have to pick and choose myself, obviously we're set except for garrett's voice and up until morty's voice

oh hey this is actually pretty funny

my voice is too annoying to be used for anything, sorry

Dibs Red.

But no seriously, I'm kinda interested in Morty. What kind of voice would he need?