AWKWARD ZOMBIE

I wanna seymour of DAT booty.

Only if you take the black widow perk, no?

Yes, in the hilarious blackscreened "sex scene". I assumed Chesty LaRue would have to take the Black Widow perk anyway.

I really would not want to see a sex scene in the gamebryo engine.

I want to watch, but here comes the part with Bark Scorpion and oops outrageously terribad arachnophobia

How did you play the game?

Well I guess I'll go get that stupid bitch's bullshit wait what what what is THAT



askfdlmkdlsg



oh mgy gdgod i HAVE A GUNI NEED TO USE IT



OH GOD I JUST ANGERED IT

~10 minutes later~



YEAH FUCK YOU TOO



My magic watch tells me that this is the cemetery. Guess I should get those Broc flowers and go change my pants afterwards.



There are Bloatflies all around it but they go down pretty easy so it's not a big deal. Plus the stuff they spit at me is just like dirt, so at least it's not like the horrible poison the scorpion was going to inject into me.



Who the fuck leaves a snowglobe in a cemetery.



Apparently somebody collects this crap so I guess I'll keep it and sell it for cheddar to buy hookers with.



There are some cigarette butts around that the suited guy was smoking. Maybe these could help me find him?

I wonder what other people would say to me if they knew i was just carrying around somebody else's cigarette butts, because it's usually not something that the mentally healthy do.



Kinda gives me a weird feeling in my gut knowing that I was gonna be thrown in there.



Oh shit I can disrespect the dead? Awesome!

Necrophilia isn't illegal if nobody sees you~

I guess digging it up with a shovel would help, though, considering I really don't want to dig out the dirt under my finger nails. I think I saw a shop or something around here.



Bingo.



It's been like an hour since I woke up, how do these people know I was being operated on?



Well whatever, he'll sell me some bullshit.



No thank you sir I just need to deface dead people's bodies.




Seems a little steep for a daisies shovel but awwww yessss




I ask him if he might know anything about who shot me, but he just tells me about some "Great Khans"

ALL RIGHT LET'S GO BE SOCIALLY UNACCEPTABLE



what

why is there no body here

Who just sticks a magnum round in a grave without a body? I mean, even with a body it would've been weird but...

Maybe the next grave will have something?



what



what



what



fuck this

Might as well go get that other shit Sunny told me to get.



These mantis things try to kill me and it's almost cute at how puny they are.



Too bad they kept trying to kill me.



I grab the stuff and head to Sunny.




Seems simple enough to make.




Cheyenne is a dog. I'm not sure she's capable of guilting.



Well okay I guess.



Man I really need a new outfit. This one is just too dowdy and not slutty enough for my tastes.

I wonder if I have anything else.



OH MY GOD YES

also i am probably going to have longer updates because i am still in goodsprings and that is terrible

Something tells me that that will be insufficient armor.

but tiddies

But Deathclaws

i am in goddamn goodsprings there are just some stupid hos there

I had a giant radscorpion or whatever it was run into goodsprings and kill some extras and Brahmin, I could only barely get rid of it with my makeshift sniper rifle.
I'd like to see that happen in your game too.

Goodsprings: where weapons go to die