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 Post subject: Re: The worst games thread, may cause illness
PostPosted: Wed Feb 29, 2012 11:11 am 
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"Key components of games are goals, rules, challenge, and interaction. Games generally involve mental or physical stimulation, and often both. Many games help develop practical skills, serve as a form of exercise, or otherwise perform an educational, simulational, or psychological role."

Wikipedia says it is a game, though the challenge may be lacking :P


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 Post subject: Re: The worst games thread, may cause illness
PostPosted: Wed Feb 29, 2012 11:28 am 
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Shadow the Hedgehog is my least favorite game I've ever played.

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 Post subject: Re: The worst games thread, may cause illness
PostPosted: Wed Feb 29, 2012 11:39 am 
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Digimon Rumble Arena 2.

How can people get this kind of thing so wrong?


Also the later Turok games.

I don't know what happened because the first Turok game was excellent, Turok: Evolution however, was very bad.

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 Post subject: Re: The worst games thread, may cause illness
PostPosted: Wed Feb 29, 2012 12:00 pm 
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The worst gamecube game I played was The Incredibles. Absolutely horrid. Mr. Incredible's levels were horrifying beat em ups, Elastigirl's were carbon copies of Mr.'S with boring puzzles, Dash's levels were chases with horrible control, and Violet's were horrible stealth missions with too many penalties to justify. There was also a level where you controlled that ball made by Dash and Violet which was just as bad. The entire last boss fight was a quicktime event as well, which was the nail in the coffin.

The worst ps2 game I played was a Disney Tarzan game with horrible controls and platforming.

360 has to be an nba game I got with the system from my parents. There was so much lexicon to understand you had to be a veteran of the series to even understand any of it.

Also Xabyrn WE GOTTA FIND THE COMPUTER ROOM!

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 Post subject: Re: The worst games thread, may cause illness
PostPosted: Wed Feb 29, 2012 12:08 pm 
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Shadow was the worst game just because of what it represented.

The worst made game I've ever played (besides renting Superman 64) was Fantastic 4 on the GameCube. ffffffff

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 Post subject: Re: At least I'll always have a physical copy of SD3.
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I heard no good reviews about this and have yet to play it. :(
And I heard it has some of the characters from SD3 as well. (FUCK YEAH SD3 BEST MANA GAME EVER!)

It does not have SD3 characters apart from the mana beasts, and some mentions in names only. The combat system is similiar to FF12: Revenant Wings - albeit a really shitty copy of it. You'd think "Hey okay maybe the combat isn't too great, atleast the story and hopefully music will be good". Nope. Music is mediocre, and the story is just utter shit. It takes everything you know about the Mana games and rapes it to oblivion. Not even the devil would force someone to play this game because it's just too cruel even for him.
Seriously, trust me, you do not want to play this game. I am a hardcore Mana fan, and I often can overlook a lot of things in bad games and still find them enjoyable, but this just shits on everything you liked, but even I am grossly disappointed by this enormous piece of crap.

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 Post subject: Re: The worst games thread, may cause illness
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I didn't actually find Shadow the Hedgehog to be that bad - and I must have missed the level with Vector being annoying because I don't remember it.

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 Post subject: Re: The worst games thread, may cause illness
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Shadow the Hedgehog is my least favorite game I've ever played.

Damn!
DAMN!!
DAMN!!!

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 Post subject: Re: The worst games thread, may cause illness
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Not really the worst game I've ever played, but the worst game I've ever purchased is definitely Crash Nitro Kart. Horrible compared to Crash Team Racing or any Mario Kart.


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PostPosted: Wed Feb 29, 2012 1:33 pm 
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Tatzel wrote:
Vrominelli wrote:
I heard no good reviews about this and have yet to play it. :(
And I heard it has some of the characters from SD3 as well. (FUCK YEAH SD3 BEST MANA GAME EVER!)

It does not have SD3 characters apart from the mana beasts, and some mentions in names only. The combat system is similiar to FF12: Revenant Wings - albeit a really shitty copy of it. You'd think "Hey okay maybe the combat isn't too great, atleast the story and hopefully music will be good". Nope. Music is mediocre, and the story is just utter shit. It takes everything you know about the Mana games and rapes it to oblivion. Not even the devil would force someone to play this game because it's just too cruel even for him.
Seriously, trust me, you do not want to play this game. I am a hardcore Mana fan, and I often can overlook a lot of things in bad games and still find them enjoyable, but this just shits on everything you liked, but even I am grossly disappointed by this enormous piece of crap.

By "I heard it has some of the characters from SD3" I mean like the guy who became the Lich boss and that king guy from Duran's country, not the main cast of SD3. :pseudo:

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 Post subject: Re: The worst games thread, may cause illness
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Also I have played so many lackluster MMOs that I swear off of them entirely

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 Post subject: Re: The worst games thread, may cause illness
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Worst game I ever played was Mobile Suit Gundam: Crossfire.

I mean I've technically played games that were much worse than that one, but I'm basing it on how little fun I had playing that game, and how much of a let down it was considering it was one of the first games on the PS3. I was all starry-eyed and shit like "Oh man this is gonna be awesome, and even if it's not so great I still get to beat things up as a Gundam so yeahhhhhhh"

But then I played it and my brain threw up in my skull at how boring and shitty and ugly it was.

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 Post subject: Re: The worst games thread, may cause illness
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Xylitol wrote:
Not really the worst game I've ever played, but the worst game I've ever purchased is definitely Crash Nitro Kart. Horrible compared to Crash Team Racing or any Mario Kart.

Even worse would be Crash Tag Team Racing, and the abominations that followed it's lead if only for how much they shat all over characterization for the sake of cheap laughs. I also hated Digimon World 4. Dear sweet Christ the noises the Digimon make every time they take a single point of damage haunt me even to this very day

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 Post subject: Re: The worst games thread, may cause illness
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i can't figure out the controls so the game must be bad


Congratulations, you're what's wrong with modern day gaming.


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 Post subject: Re: The worst games thread, may cause illness
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He's also twelve so I'm not certain when he even played those games.

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