AWKWARD ZOMBIE

My sides!

Quality dialogue for sure.

The princess comes from a closet portal!
A closet portal?
A closet portal!
And the loli goes into the closet portal like a dumbass.

You know, if the princess can't dance, what makes her think the dimensional duplicate can?

That Loli, it's like she can sense the boy harem on the other side.

Are we in Narnia?



It would explain the flying upstanding member of society creatures.



Roser...asia? So it's all about Tuxedo Mask? I think I like this place.



That or you have a double sided closet.





If it's not a super sexy person I'm throwing you against a wall.





Close enough







upstanding members of society! OH GOD!











How is any of this important? Just bring in the sexy princes alrea...





I had no idea, thank you for clearing that up.





Sexy princes? Eee, I'm so excited.



This is gonna be grea...



Oh, it's just your crazy family.















Are you not getting how this works? Like at all?





Loli, you are terrible replacement. Keep acting like this and you'll never get a prince.









Why would you want to do that? Weren't you just complaining about how boring your life was on your world?



Good











Just touch her precious necklace thing, I'm sure that'll be good payback.







Aw yeah, new weapons.



Oh, well that's cool too.









I know what must be done. She must embrace her destiny and become SAILOR LOLI.





I wish Artemis was this lenient.







Let's go through her personal stuff.



Right...















"Save" whatever that means.



No, because I've never played a viedogame before.





Woo! Saving is fun!

That's all for today kids and make sure to like us on Facebook at facebook.com/PrincessDebutIsTheGreatestThingSinceSlicedBread

Can't wait for the next chapter of this exciting novel. Hehe.

Also, you really can't touch the precious necklace thingy? Does the game doesn't let you? If you can, and it doesn't end in a "game over", then make sure to touch it.

Lol, 3 month wait.



Strange, usually Loli's the one doing that.



There better be some KFC.





If you're expecting a girl named Loli not to lollygag, you're going to be disappointed.







And of course that's what she's excited about.











You've been coming across magic talking animals and the fact that there are princes and princesses in a castle is what surprises you?





Pfftheheh, maybe.







No, you are expected to look at it. Look at it and wish you could enjoy such an exquisite meal.



Yeah, Loli, you have to greet the princes first.









Yo!







Yeah, Loli, the river kingdom. Gosh.





Why is he a prince?







Classy, Loli.



Ace Attorney.







Looks like Cafall is putting the moves on our lady already, playa playa.











Wow dude, just ask a girl out and take off? Sheesh.











Ah shit, here comes something slick.



I like his hair.



Smooth as butter.





The Sea Republic. daisies, that's cool.











Yeah, jeez, Loli. Way to hurt the guy.





Dude, why are you taking off? Dick.







His dreams are forever crushed by the princesses past. Oh Loli, won't you find it in your heart to repair such a broken soul?











Wow, rude.







Wha...okay.







Definitely not my OTP.









So stylish, so sleek, so cool.



Herp, the amazing basketball star. We all wish we could be him.





The others can't even compare.





Girls please, there is enough princess brothel to go around.











So smooth, his words, his elegant words, no mortal should be able to stand hearing such a smooth man.







Wow, Loli. This is Prince princess brothel, you've got to do better than that.





Oh uh, here comes the generic anime harem squad.



Uh-uh, you did not just do that!





I guess they just couldn't handle having you as competition.

























Nope, probably not.



Except in your case, you're probably going to be terrible forever.



















I love how they're going with the dream route here. I mean that's not pathetically overused or anything.





Guys, I just want to take a moment to stop and say how great this narration is. It's so direct and exactly what we needed to read every single time.









Oh no, you have to live in a castle with handsome princes who all want to date you. Don't be a bit more excited or anything.





Just you know, the whole reason the other princess made you do this.









I don't think giant rabbit feet are very useful in dancing, correct me if I'm wrong.













Tuxedo Mask power!











Guys. Guys, Kip is hiding something. Guys this is important. Guys why aren't you PAYING ATTENTION.























Oh shit guys, it's like Elite Princess Agents or something in here.









YOU DID A WHOLE 5 MOVES. YOU'VE EXERTED YOURSELF SO MUCH.







Oh shit, stamina, got some of them hardcore RPG elements in this game.





Giant waste of a day. I got no XP and barely did anything.











Only 29 days left ladies and gentlemen. Will the princess learn to dance before the time has come? Will she find the prince of her dreams to whisk her away? Will she ever get her KFC? Find out next time in the exciting world of PRINCESS DEBUT.

Durring the tutorial, you danced through the texture that blacks out the screen.
GOTY

Prince Cafall, Prince princess brothel, Prince Yeili, Prince Dragoon

the fuck

where's Prince Odds

I second Clyve's motion, simply because I can't imagine it being anything but hilarious.

I swear to god this game, this character is so empty headed that a ceramic golem has more substance than this airhead.

I swear to god im choking to death in PANK. I hope shes left crying 8===D

Oh that reminds me

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There's actually two princes left.
I'm planning on doing all the endings, so everyone can get some hot Loli action

Someone kill me. I cant wait to see how this horrifying game plays out 8===D

I wonder, do GIRLS even like to play something like this? This makes Barbie look realistic :/ Maybe its like Barbie for the Japanese....