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 Post subject: Re: Can AZ make a civilization that will stand the test of t
PostPosted: Sun Nov 13, 2011 4:12 pm 
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Honestly I've never played the Aztecs before so I'm not sure

It's all really just for fun though and Jaguars aren't that expensive


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 Post subject: Re: Can AZ make a civilization that will stand the test of t
PostPosted: Sun Nov 13, 2011 4:14 pm 
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Fair enough.

Attack that city-state.

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 Post subject: Re: Can AZ make a civilization that will stand the test of t
PostPosted: Sun Nov 13, 2011 4:15 pm 
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Jaguars are pretty strong.

TAKE THE CITY.

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 Post subject: Re: Can AZ make a civilization that will stand the test of t
PostPosted: Sun Nov 13, 2011 4:18 pm 
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MAKE THE BLOOD FLOW

Murder murder murder murder.


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 Post subject: Re: Can AZ make a civilization that will stand the test of t
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Show them that kitty got claws. ;D

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 Post subject: Re: Can AZ make a civilization that will stand the test of t
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So many people calling for blood.

Just like real Meso-American civilization.

Ba-zing!

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The A in this case stands for Armageddon. As in, Armageddon a boner because this plane has a fucking HOWITZER sticking out of it.

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 Post subject: Re: Can AZ make a civilization that will stand the test of t
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every time i see the thread title i say to myself, no, no they cant

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 Post subject: Re: Can AZ make a civilization that will stand the test of t
PostPosted: Sun Nov 13, 2011 4:22 pm 
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If we kill everyone, nobody can say that we can't.


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 Post subject: Re: Can AZ make a civilization that will stand the test of t
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Drunk on your own hubris at having found so much bounty in your lands, you have sent your Jaguar warriors to take the nearby city-state of Budapest

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This isn't going so well

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You send your second Jaguar warrior on the more sensible mission of exploring south. He has found some more Sugar and a Barbarian encampment!


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 Post subject: Re: Can AZ make a civilization that will stand the test of t
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Barbarians are as babies. TAKE THEIR VILLAGE.

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Do whatever it is you do to make nicey nice with the barbarians.

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Slaughter them like the savages they are.

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 Post subject: Re: Can AZ make a civilization that will stand the test of t
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Do like a jaguar and rip their throats out!

They ARE massive pussies in V just like they are in IV, right?


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 Post subject: Re: Can AZ make a civilization that will stand the test of t
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Do you continue to send your original warriors on their suicide mission?


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 Post subject: Re: Can AZ make a civilization that will stand the test of t
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I suppose Bucharest may live to see another day.

BUT THEY WILL FOREVER BE MORTAL ENEMIES.

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