AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Grab the cheddar and then tell his wife anyway. I hate cheaters.

Grab the cheddar, and then punch his wife.

Grab the cheddar *and* the wife.

You want me to marry her?

Is Albion the sort of place where people get married when they're 10?

is this possible

this should be possible

It's not possible. I can't marry anyone who's not just some random townsperson.


I wouldn't be surprised.

Take the monny, punch him, tell the wife, kill her in the future.

Yes this

The poll ends in about 4 hours, just a reminder.

I will update tommorow I spent like 45 minutes doing screencaps and have an essay to do.

Sorry about that guys, I didn't get home till ten, then there was a power outage till 11!

Warning: Contains trace amounts of sucking up.



Alright, cheddar.



Unless that woman's lyra, right?



Get used to it.



You are a cheating bastard!



You deserved it, cause Cori said so!



Forget, this cheater, imma see what's goin' down in town.





Oh, hello!



Wow, he sounds terri...wait.



Yeah, he's shaggin it up behind that house over there.



Oh, yeah! I gotta see this!



Oh, crud, I should probably get out of here.




Dad! Help! There's a psycho after me!



Oh, thanks!



Pfft, I'm not scared, I can beat up little kids!



A...what?
Well, I guess it's time to look for that...thing.






I like his mustache!



Um, what? Do I have a stalker?



H...How do you know that? Oh God! You're my stalker!



Oh, God! I need an adult, I need an adult!



Oh, okay.



No, I definitely don't want to buy my sister a birthday present, even though I just spent like an hour doing stupid things to get cheddar for it!



Oh, hey sweet!





Oh hey, a girl, I wonder if it's my sister.



Oh, convienant.



Oh crap! Its Lief Erikson day!



Oh my I've had those before.



Were there strapping young men?



Oh, gees we can't just hang out, I have to have a present for you ready at all times.



Oh, God, I don't even wanna know what happens next.
I like it to be a surprise.



I thought you needed me to stand here.



Who said that?




Oh God! I need an adult!



Oh...now I really need an adult.



I don't see how that'll help but okay...





Secret agent man! Secret agent man!





How does he not notice me?







Oh, my who does that look like, mmmm?




Boy, I really am useless.



Oh, oh my.



I'm pretty sure this is not a good idea.




Worst day ever.




Are you gonna be my new daddy?




So you're not gonna be my dad?




Words cannot describe the things we will do.



Hey, forget you! I can beat up little kids!




Her name's Whisper? Well I bet I can make her roar.





I wanted to go with a more emotional update this time, they'll be funnier after this one.

PFFFFT.

Do terrible, terrible things to Whisper.

And then brag about it to her brother.

Shoulda made a Thunder pun. Shhh don't spoil Jack.