AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Did I see shadows moving? No... must've been my imagination.



Ew. A dead Creeper, at least the security on this ship took one out.



He's a phony! A big fat phony!



AW shit, he is FAST.



I do not approve of this current situation. Not one bit.



NO! HEEEAALLP!!



NO means NO



I got one hell of a left hook.



Now the hunter is being hunted by the huntee that was hunting first but was being hunted while hunting.



...I wonder if it actually likes getting the boot there, best not to think about it.



Looks like he's not getting ahead in life.

isaac - the engineer of asskicking

Isaac: Space version of Gordon Freeman.

Either an equal or better.

Bodies are dropping from the ceiling. There must be a leak.



I am in the tram, there is no tram car. At least there isn't any space hobos.



I find a stasis module, it allows me to slow down time at anything I use it on.



Good thing it was on this side of this malfunctioning door, or I would be screwed.



I am hearing whispers.



!!! Total blackout. Scraping sounds. Whispers stop.



There is nothing there. I'm not afraid of the dark... just afraid of what will jump out of it and rip my head off is all.



I locate a bathroom, and not a moment too soon.



Peeking inside, don't think I could stand it if my throne room was invaded.



I knock over a trash can, it makes a loud crash. I am not impressed with myself.



Retreating back to the path I'm supposed to be on, I find the room where the tram car is.



Also, it is infested with Creepers.

Oh dear, the Creepers.

Must be time for some limb-slicing.

I just imagined a whole pipeline of ragdolls running through the ship. That would be hilarious.

Yikes, this guy is agile, dodging my plasma attacks like they're molasses beams.



Not agile enough to evade a hasty spam of plasma, though.



Isaac has gained 124 exp.



And here I was expecting a party, you guys are downers.



Oh look, shinies! !!!!



A new creeper appears! isaac is stunned.



Isaac used STASIS, it's super effective! In conjunction with deadly plasma blades, of course.



The tram is repaired, there are less creeps around, things are looking up.



Kendra tells me she's having feelings about me, it's not a good time for that.



Besides, I'm seeing... other 'people' right now.



They're more available.

You should turn Subtitles on.

Time to head back to whence I came.



Gul'demmit! They're in the ceiling now.



Come on down, I just want to help you.



It didn't want my help. So I sulk my way back to the tram tunnel.



Still hoboless.



Well, almost.



Stasis is useful, especially when they jump 30 feet at you!



The man that was chewed up and spit back out by the ceiling is still here, at least he's not a zombie... yet.



Whoever created this nifty tool deserves a trophy. It is credit to mission.



Taking a cargo lift down. How come this place doesn't have stair alternatives, with all the power outages and whatnot.



This little scamper comes crawling over the railing, it's dangerous to do that little guy!



*sinff* They grow up and try to kill you so fast.

I am enjoying this immensely

Punching doesn't seem to be all that effective as a kill method, saving ammo = using medpacks. Conflict!



Shooting them works as well as it always had though.



Um. YES. Though I'm starting to think I'll need psychotherapy more than another set of hands around here.



Little Creature. You come for my skin, you get plasma'd.



I... I curb stomped the explosive canister. My leg is a little numb.



crashed our shuttle into a malfunction planet cracker millions of miles away from any settlement.

The place is infested with monsters that don't have any motive to kill other then just because.

I think that qualifies as an 'emergency' and thus I help myself to the contents of the box.



OK! YOU! Wake up with your hands up!



I said UP! Your just a rebel without a cause. Sherrif Isaac will not let this stand!



Oh. Hey. The ship was always a piece of crap. See? Says so right here.

...who am I talking to?



HA HA! OK. Talking to myself. Then again, I have been for awhile. It's lonely on the USG Ishimura.



Maybe I should be friends with you?



A storage room that was previously locked. A key I now have will open its sweet, sweet contents to me.



And how sweet it is!



I make the logical decision that if I make my weapon better, enemies will die easier so I will not need a health
boost if they die before they damage me. LOGIC.



Though a better stasis would've been nice, maybe next time.



There are two creeps in this scene, can you spot them?



Now it's just one, easier on the ammo.



They're getting more dramatic with their intros, I like it!



Back on the cargo lift. It's going up this time so I can't jump when it's about to stop so I can get some hangtime.



I don't like getting scared bro!



See man? This is what happens when you jump me! SHIIIIT. shit shit shit. I'm sorry bro.


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The shutters are closed. Kendra and Zach must be having one hell of a 'bicker'.



Tram system operational. Isaac has chosen 'Greaves of the Engineer' as reward loot.

I could never figure out the map on this game. :U

I'll probably read along to see what happens.

Getting some more updates ready, let's get this to page 4 since it's long enough already. k? K.

K? Are you sure K? Why not say... L? L is a better letter than K. Oh, or maybe X!
(In other words a shameless bump to get to the fourth page.)

yeah, 4 updates a page=not good.

Still loving this, by the way.