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PostPosted: Sat Aug 15, 2009 3:27 pm 
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Good. I just gave you some extra social points for being a good sport.


o.o I guess the game likes me. That's a good thing right?

oh, and I have a rich Aunt, too. Yay, free bail-out cheddar. :awesome:


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impmon08 wrote:
somehow Sailor Moon had a baby (that was mine) but we never had sex because I was too busy looking for condoms and she fell asleep.

how exactly does that work out, anyway? It didn't mention any sex before or after the event.


It never mentions your "first time" it's implyed that if you have a girlfriend your doing your "business".


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Ame no Akai wrote:
Yeah, the game directly told me it liked me because I manned up and gave this girl a love letter I wrote. It's awesome like that.

Cool. I wonder if its talking about us or the alteregos though... I mean we're not really doing that stuff sooo...

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"Semi-Honest" is almost like being "semi-pregnant."


That just sounds weird to me...


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To have half a clue of what you're doing at times so the game (I just lost...) can make fun of you? I think I'm only still alive (this is my first play through ) thanks to those comments on the poisen and stranger. :)


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Ame no Akai wrote:
Yeah, same here. Though, then again...

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An argument ensues and you get a boring lecture about the potential dangers of the dreaded hickey ("...it can create a blood clot that can go to your brain and kill you, bla, bla, bla..."). Even though it happens to be true, you probably don't pay too much attention to it.


I'm getting worried.



I don't think that's true.

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Is it?


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Ame no Akai wrote:
Yeah, same here. Though, then again...

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An argument ensues and you get a boring lecture about the potential dangers of the dreaded hickey ("...it can create a blood clot that can go to your brain and kill you, bla, bla, bla..."). Even though it happens to be true, you probably don't pay too much attention to it.


I'm getting worried.


Some kids at school were discussing that there was something wrong with how I was made. I chose deny it mainly cause I didn't know what they were talking aobut and I didn't want to know. o.o

maybe you should try to behave better when with love interests?

Also, I'm trying to become a bad person... is that bad? I just stole something from a store. =P
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Your curiosity stimulates some early sexual fantasies. At this point in life, unless you are extremely precocious, you don't have all the facts about sex. You are finding out fast.


I'M SUCH A BAD PERSON :shock:
sorry if I'm putting too much in this... I didn't know if I could double post or you never do that. :psyduck:


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so I just died of lung cancer. Which is sad, since I think I was getting pretty close to the game's normal ending.

Wow that was a long 3 hours.


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impmon08 wrote:
so I just died of lung cancer. Which is sad, since I think I was getting pretty close to the game's normal ending.

Wow that was a long 3 hours.


I'm wasting so much time on this. I'm only at childhood and its been about an hour since I started.

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Birds of a feather flock together. She is just as devious as you are. She stays with him until after he gives her the earrings, then breaks off with him. She lets you borrow them whenever you want.


Yesss... I'm becoming just as devious as I wanted to be...


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Ame no Akai wrote:
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You are a smooth operator. She accepts and the two of you take a nice, warm, romantic shower together. I'll leave what comes after the shower to your imagination.
A fling like this is not likely to escape the attention of your steady partner. Amazingly, after she finds out about your brief affair, she forgives you (you don't really deserve it, but your social skills are so good that you can sweet-talk just about anybody).

Gentlemen, I am good.


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All in all, you are extremely lovable. You are well-mannered and respectful of adults. Your social skills are so good that I'll bet before long you are throwing classy parties and attracting all the "right" people.

You are not the kind of girl that can be easily trusted. Some people might even call you downright sneaky at times.

I think I'm doing pretty good.


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I got the normal ending, being basically the netural chess player the entire time.

I was extremely calm and persuasive.

Easily rasing trustworthyness anytime it fell.

My girlfriends were crazy, my wife was loveable, hot and trustworthy.


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because I was Mr. April in the college calendar.


Do I want to know what that means? :psyduck:


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Ame no Akai wrote:
I don't know... do you? *nudge nudge wink wink*

Ah, really though. It's uh, one of those things that don't work out how you expect them to.


Being the stupid person that I am I still don't get it. Fully, anyway.

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Sorry, you are too young for this episode. Try again later.


I'M CURIOUS NOW


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I thought you were SKEPTICAL! Oh, well, it's YOUR cheddar.
"Thank you, dahlink. Now let us see...Hmmm. These vorces of eevil...They are wery, wery powerful. They are needink beeg spell, this spell weel rid you of them for a long, long time. The cost of such a spell is meenimal ($500, all materials inkluded), compared to the havoc caused by the absence of the spell." Are you villing?

Select an action :

DA
NYET

I just had to post this.


Is that from the game?


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I've played this game I first learned of it, I think it was 2 years ago.

I played both genders.

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Weird...

oh and I stopped playing, I got bored. I'll continue later. =P I wasted more than 4 hours on that if anyone cares. I probably would have just gotten distracted by games on the internet anyway.


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