daisies, I still got a Dawn cutscene left too. Ah well, hers are always short. Most certainly not as bad as Rowans ramblings!
Man am I glad I don't have to deal with him again.
GOD FUCKING daisies SHIT JESUS
CHRIST!!
This better not be "something in your pocket" again.
Wow, a collection of 27 Trademark licenses.
That is what it is, right.
Can I return it for a Trademark license? I have some great ideas that I don't want to get stolen while I'm still wasting my time talking to you.
So its like
like...
Okay, I got nuthin.
Well I can certainly see why you don't have a use for it then!
What journey? I've only crossed a single route because of you lot insisting on stopping me every 5 seconds to chat about nonsense!
Hey wait, he left.
Freedom?
Oh right, Dawn's still here. Nuts.
Thanks and all, but if you started out with a Turtwig, I think I can manage without you!
.....why is everything she says an innuendo?!
Can't I just, like, not follow you? And go off on my own?
No?
Well that sucks.
Well gee, thanks for calling me poor! Not everyone can get cheddar from 'pleasing' the professor, y'know!
No! NO! No more goddam sidequests! My mom can STICK IT until I've caught enough Pokemon to be pop flyin' with!
And YOU better not force me to go!
She... she didn't force me to go. Could this be the first sign that I'll, *shock*, be able to go on an adventure(tm)?
WOOHOO! Finally!
Okay, first step: get some Pokeballs!
Man, I'm surprised. I thought I'd have to deliver some sort of package before I'd be allowed to get Pokeballs.
In fairness, Wukong did get a battering by the Starlys and Not Bidoofs.
*insert common joke about being offended here*
Lets go to... THE BEACH!
Oh hey, a Pokeball! That's handy!
That...... was a very oddly-shaped antidote. Hm.
Route 202! Here I should be able to catch all sort of pokemon. Mabye even an Oddish!
...or mabye I'll just get held up by this broad. Once again.
And just as I thought I'd actually be able to go someplace.
But hey, who knows? Mabye she just wants to say "hi".
Hm. She forced me to go after all.
I really shouldn't have gotten my hopes up that the game would actually let me progress like that.
Soo... back to Twinleaf Town. Again.
And back to the common retards that are Bidoofs.
Hee hee, I'm so clever!
Whoop-de-fucki...
Wait, I have Pokeballs now!
GET IN THE BALL, YOU RETARDED BASTARD!
Awesome! Oh man, I am gonna pwn so many n00bs with this thing!
I knew it! Bidoofs are Rattatas in zipper costumes!
Yawn. Someday I hope to be able to go somewhere other than this place.
Why couldn't you be more like you were in Kanto. You only had about three necessary lines there.
"...do something that big."
Aaaand now I have a mental image of someone screwing a Snorlax. Great.
Oh... gee... thanks mom. Now I can follow my dream of being a girl.
Or I could, y'know, use my memory.
I mean, its a bit hard to forget the last thing you did, right?
This isn't adventure! This is just talking to the same people over and over again, with the occasional Bidoof mixed in. Why would you envy that?
I do NOT intend to be exposing myself to people, thank you very much!
Hah. HAH! Fat chance I'll be coming back here again!
N...
Wait, you actually named your kid McPants?! Geezus, I was just calling him that because its a nickname I came up with in my hallucagenic sleep!
You must be the worst parent ever!
Oh god, please don't make me have to talk to him again...
Ah, and there's a parcel. I was wondering when I'd have to deliver one.
And now...
I'm right back where I started! FANTASTIC!
