AWKWARD ZOMBIE

I think I've tried to do that once or twice.

Also grunts and weird noises... whenever. I generally use "Hoit!" while jumping or running.

You know that's an actual way to swim, right?



I sound exactly like WW Link (and ONLY from WW) sometimes.

What is that referring anyways?

I also do the Godot-style coffeeing and objectioning.

I feel an uncontrollable desire to try this out the next time I drink coffee.
How did I never think of it.

When I was little I used to run around with a carboard tube on my arm pretending I was Samus, regardless of the gender difference.

I stuffed my entire body in the boxes and drew Reaverbot faces on them. And I ran at my sisters.

Let's see...

I held up an umbrella like a two-handed sword.
Have similar fighting stance as Ike, Marth and Link.
Say some Marth and Ike quotes. (Except "I fight for my friends!")
Grunt and yell like Link.
Say "Poyo!" like Kirby.
Talk like Pikachu.
I sometimes say "Yoshi!" when I like to.

And...that's pretty much it.

I'll occasionally call one of my TF2 playing friends "Dumkopf" (or however you spell it).

I talk in the Scout's accent without thinking.

During a few Show Choir performances, I caught myself tapping and flicking with my right hand as we were doing the dances.

Sometimes I randomly hit my friends in the top of the head and say "BONK!"
When I win at a gane like Airsoft I say "I'm a Force a Nature" eaxactly like the Scout.

I also do his pistol taunt sometimes.

First of all, I only learned my compass directions from Majora's Mask. I still find myself to this day pointing up, down, right, and left, while saying, "North, south, east, and west," respectively.

Second of all, I sometimes catch myself subconsciously mimicking Kyle Hyde's animations, like the head shifting from left to right, and the hand extending like you're slowly brushing away a fly in the air.

I knocked out this guy a week ago and found myself saying "Nothing personal, I just had to shut you up!"

Guess where that's from?

I invite all of my neighbors over for a pool party then take the ladder away so they can't get out and they drown.

Alex, you legend.