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"Capture" is screenshots.

thank c:

i'll try to do one more update tonight once i tear myself away from the sims 3

Special request that if you catch a Poochyena you name it Garrett
pretty please~

named after vealin because he bugged the shit out of me about it

there

happy now

also imageshack is REALLY REALLY DUMB and COMPLETELY reorganized my pictures

thanks imageshack




the point of this game is to be the best

if i'm not going to be the very best

then i'll be a no one

all i'll have is my one bedroom house and a stupid hairstyle



your kid has a dumb hat and no personality



no it's fine i think i got this on my own don't worry



i'm serious i'm pretty sure i won't need his help



for fuck's sake fine i'll go talk to your stupid kid



uuuhgggghhhhhhhhhh




ollies out



guess it's time to find his dumb kid. this shouldn't be too hard.



like seriously i was gone for like five minutes there's no way he wouldn't be in his house



...



i'm gonna strangle everything



at least i can find what lies in the horror of the

tall grass




truly a creature of terror and fear



how the fuck did he manage to get to a completely different town and then beyond that during the 2 minutes i was gone



ugh whatever maybe he's this way



okay crazy man i'll go a different way please don't hurt me



why is everybody in this game absolutely bananas for pokemon



oh he's right there. shouldn't be too difficult to get to him




sssssssssssssssssiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhh



are zigzagoon's just naturally really stupid or



good job vealin you don't completely suck

at least not in this game

(get it because you're awful)



better heal up from that devastating attack

seriously animal cockfights are legal but i can't go in grass a foot high because of wild pokemon that i could bodaciously just kick aside

why



all right it can't be that hard to get back to him



oh for god's sake



ollies out



goddammit finally



i've been standing behind you and basically sniffing your hair for like 2 minutes and you finally just noticed me.

bravo



oh goddammit i can guess where this is going

i'll show you mine if you show me yours

cccccccccccccc;




how does my hair even work




truly a battle for the ages



69 exp how lewd




wow vealin your usefulness just keeps going higher

too bad it won't correlate to real life lol



oh my god i get to beat the shit out of people and then get paid for it

it's like a dream come true



wait why would it like me. all i've been doing is forcing it into animal fights unwillingly

but uh i guess if that's its cup of tea i won't

complain???



befriending them by forcibly capturing them and removing them from their natural environment

yessssssssssssss



he went back to his dad's lab so i guess i should follow him



the best thing about moving to this town is that i'm going to go on a pokemon journey and then never, ever, ever come back to this town again

wow what a waste of cheddar




sup nerds



truly a hard fought battle of 1 minute



his extensive history does not equal talent



he continues to talk about shit i don't care about and then gives me a pokedex




wow

i don't care

can i go now




brendan decides to man up and give me his balls. i'm guessing he wasn't going to use them anyway.



the more slaves, the better



jesus christ finally



now i can finally go on my own adventure



mom i swear to god



nope for these last ten minutes i was just eating the grass outside what the hell did you think i'm doing



an adorable killing machine, you mean



wait what the fuck was i wearing before

stilettos?????



what



lol no have fun being stationary at a table for the rest of your life

ollies out



nowwww time to go on my own adventure

i wonder what awesome cool pokemon i'll catch first





it's face is a butt

wow okay i guess i'm not gonna have a team of champions



whatever i'll take what i can get





i caught a butt caterpillar



hmmm who should i name it after



congratulations marcato you get to be named after a caterpillar with a butt for a face

that's all for now folks

feedback welcome or w/e

aw they've gone to tiny pics now

MY LIFELONG DREAM

Mom will be so proud.

aha sorry about that

it's just a lot easier to do it the way i'm doing it now

I, personally, like the smaller pictures.

Aw yes, more Pokemon LPs.

Excuse me?



I'm certain you meant to say best hat.

that's not a hat

that's his hair

a bunch of different sources say it's a hat

but in the games and in game-art it's hair

get it right

No, the little circled part is his hair. It's a hat.

Yeah, it's almost universally a hat, Pokemon Special even poked fun at it.

And made it a plot point.

man you can't hardly see the little sideburns but they're kinda there and they look white to me

Sugimori hasn't been the most consistent artist in the past. Look at Old Man Gold.

Besides, I'm sure some of the art was old concept art, like the art of him having white hair when he pins the ribbon on Torchic. Maybe they once thought of making it hair, but then realized that'd be dumb.

His back sprite in R/S shows that he's got black hair.