AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Noooooo don't say that, I want to finish this game! ;_;

Hey guys, my computer's fixed, so I'm planning on having a new episode out this weekend!

For the record this post is now five days old.

Yeah, my bad.... I really need to stop planning schedules like that because I end up getting busy and needing to do something for school.

OK guys, so about how many pictures max should I put in an episode? I have stuff ready to go, but there's a lot of material.

50 frames?

All of them.
WE CRAVE PICTURES

OK, I think I can do that. So in that case, the next episode's going to have to be a little dull, but I'm going to actually make progress after that. Sorry it has to be this way, but I was playing a bit today and even after taking out all the irrelevant frames, I'm still looking at 120 of them.

No see this is good, you've got some buffer in case shit starts happening again.

I suppose that is true.

IN THAT CASE

Episode Two: Pokey x My Mom is SO NOT CANON



KAMAK IS NOW METAPHORICALLY LSD NOTHING ELSE CHANGED.

Anyway, back to the story.



Perhaps when I've gotten more beauty sleep....

Soundtrack: Someone's Knocking at the Door



Gosh. DANGIT. WHY IS SOMEONE KNOCKING ON THE DOOR. MY HAIR WILL NEVER BE PERFECT AGAIN. AUGH.



Yeah, that is indeed a really bad attempt at Shave and A Haircut.

Soundtrack: Pokey's at the Door



MOM YOU'RE RIGHT THERE ANSWER THE DOOR

....Wait. Did you say "My land"?

....The '80's, man.

Soundtrack: Whoa!



Now who is insisting on ruining my beauty slee-OHHHHH NOOOOOO

Soundtrack: Pokey



Uhh....Picky? A relative, I assume?



NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE

By the way, that's not a mistake. He just stops to ogle my mom.



Donuts called.



....Or the Sharks called! Wait, so they're not REAL sharks? Whew!



I guess he was being too PICKY about...where he....wanted to be....? Yeah, I got nothing.



Hey, I'm with you, man. They let kids roam pretty much wherever they want, so I can't say the blame is entirely unwarranted.



Oh, so he's your brother, then....? Or an oddly named sister?



What noooooo

I thought Toby was my best friend!

Sorry, BESTEST friend.

Anyway, I say yes.



Hey hey hey, save those "good buddy" remarks for Toby, my ACTUAL BESTEST FRIEND.



Stop looking at her like that.

Stop associating with her.

JUST STOP.



Why would I NOT take my bestest friend on an adventure?



Don't remind me, Mom.

PAINFUL MEMORIES.



Yup, mmhmm, mmyup, keep it coming.



You're the bestest, Mom. I can almost see what Pokey sees in you.



Aww, thanks, Sis-wait, why is it blue?

Oh and I changed out of my jammies.



No Mom nooooo, we had a good thing going!



YES, GET OFF YOUR BUTT

Soundtrack: A Good Buddy



Yaaaaaay, going on an adventure with my bestest friend! .....And Pokey.



I love it when a plan comes together.

You know what? You could even STAY HERE. With....my mom..... NEVER MIND.



Aaaaaand, we're off-OH WHAT NOW?

The phone's ringing?!? MOM SERIOUSLY. I HAVE TO DO EVERYTHING AROUND HERE.



.....Daddy? Daddy is that you? Daddy, I missed you! You haven't called in so long!



Daddy, you have to come home right now! Pokey's trying to lay the moves on Mom!

.....Wait, wha....?



Never mind that! Daddy, I need you home! Our FAMILY needs you home!



Yeah, OK, thanks, COME HOME NOW!



OR YOU COULD JUST COME HOME.



Ah yes, I had forgotten that I tend to suffer from amnesia, ironically enough.

Wait, what was I doing?

POKEY WHY ARE YOU LOOKING AT MY MOM LIKE THAT



Sorry Mom, Dad is the new bestest.



Aside from alleviating my abandonment issues, you could save the game-I MEAN



Sweet! Time to roll!

....THAT MEANS YOU TOO POKEY. STEP AWAY FROM THE MATERNAL FIGURE.

Anyway, in the next episode, we actually do things!

Looks like someone wants to get a little "pokey" with your mom.

he must not be "picky".

You're all horrible little people, this is my virtual MOM we're talking about!

I guess their love was not meant "toby".

Aww no, don't bring him into this too..... ;_;

Also, I heard it's possible to link to a specific post, not just a page? How would I go about doing that? I want to start making links to each part of the LP.