Describe Videogames in one sentence.

Kiyske · **Posted:** Thu Feb 10, 2011 2:56 am

Guyperson wrote:

Hit people with bats while rockin' out.

Sounds like Brutal Legend. Or maybe Devil May Cry 3.

Crushter · **Posted:** Thu Feb 10, 2011 1:34 pm

There's your girlfriend

and then a psychopath takes her away

so you meet up with another psychopath

beat the fuck out of everything including clowns and HP Lovecraft fish people

And then the final boss is a QTE.

HisanTakura · **Posted:** Fri Feb 11, 2011 6:51 pm

Splatterhouse?

Choose whether or not you should be "World's greatest dad" or "World's greatest child-murdering sea-diver."

Traiden · **Joined:** Thu Dec 23, 2010 11:24 pm **Posts:** 49

HisanTakura wrote:

Choose whether or not you should be "World's greatest dad" or "World's greatest child-murdering sea-diver."

Bioshock

General · **Posted:** Fri Feb 11, 2011 10:46 pm

I AM USING A CHAINSAW MOTOR ATTACHED TO MY HEAD TO KILL ZOMBIES JESUS CHRIST

Exeres · **Posted:** Sat Feb 12, 2011 1:58 am

General wrote:

I AM USING A CHAINSAW MOTOR ATTACHED TO MY HEAD TO KILL ZOMBIES JESUS CHRIST

Dead Rising 2?

This guy shot you in the head, stole a package you were delivering, led you on a wild goose chase throughout the post-apocalyptic desert, and betrayed you again when you confronted him. You can't help but like him.

keepster33 · **Posted:** Sat Feb 12, 2011 5:09 am

Fallout new Vegas

You end up accidentally shooting a black guy hundreds of times, trying to shoot zombies.

D-vid · **Posted:** Sat Feb 12, 2011 6:16 am

That would be Left 4 Dead.

You are dead and everything you do in the afterlife is fighting animals with tattoos for limbs and buying clothes.

Traiden · **Joined:** Thu Dec 23, 2010 11:24 pm **Posts:** 49

Assassin's Creed 2 or Brotherhood

SCIENCE goes awry opening a portal to a different world and you must do something, here is a crowbar.

General · **Posted:** Sun Feb 13, 2011 11:15 am

Half Life

Use your stretchy arms to traverse across planets and save your dad.
Traverse across levels made of crafting supplies and transform your body by moving around your body.
Travel around southern America to get close to Ne-*charged off a building*

HisanTakura · **Posted:** Sun Feb 13, 2011 12:15 pm

Traiden wrote:

HisanTakura wrote:

Choose whether or not you should be "World's greatest dad" or "World's greatest child-murdering sea-diver."

Bioshock

Close, Bioshock 2.

General wrote:

Half Life

Use your stretchy arms to traverse across planets and save your dad.
Traverse across levels made of crafting supplies and transform your body by moving around your body.
Travel around southern America to get close to Ne-*charged off a building*

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Left 4 Dead 2

Exeres · **Posted:** Thu Feb 17, 2011 2:38 am

Kill X amount of Y for Z cheddar. Do this ten thousand times, and you'll start getting better at it.

scebboaliwiw · **Posted:** Thu Feb 17, 2011 3:35 am

Any RPG?

D-vid · **Posted:** Thu Feb 17, 2011 10:37 am

Nonono, it's any MMORPG.

Exeres · **Posted:** Thu Feb 17, 2011 5:54 pm

I was thinking of World of Warcraft, but yeah, that pretty much covers every MMORPG ever.

You're treasure-hunting on a wasteland covered with shotguns with scopes and snipers with bayonets.

AWKWARD ZOMBIE

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