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 Post subject: Re: Portal and Portal 2 Thread
PostPosted: Wed Apr 20, 2011 3:04 pm 
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I saw the shadow. Kinda hard to tell what it is, but really Ratman is the only possibility. We know where GLaDOS, ATLAS, and Pea-Body are, and those are the only things other than Ratman who can move in such a way I guess

Also, I think I can see the the outline of the companion cube on his back

Someone else noted that the shadow is limping, and Ratman got shot in the leg

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 Post subject: Re: Portal and Portal 2 Thread
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Did anyone hear the paradox GLaDOS told Wheatley? I couldnt understand what she said

"This statement is false."

I loved the way she said "It's a paradox you moron, there is no answer!" All the VAs deserve awards for their perfect line delivery.

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 Post subject: Re: Portal and Portal 2 Thread
PostPosted: Wed Apr 20, 2011 3:57 pm 
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some of my favorite GLaDOS lines:

"Yesterday I saw a deer"
"BIRD! BIRD! Kill it! Its evil!"
"You like revenge, right? Everyone likes revenge!
GLaDOS: "You were right, all we had to do was pull the lever!"
Wheatley: No, you pushed the button-OWW!"
GLaDOS: "Hahahaha"

"You know what my days used to be like? I just tested. Nobody murdered me, or put me in a potato, or fed me to birds."

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 Post subject: Re: Portal and Portal 2 Thread
PostPosted: Wed Apr 20, 2011 4:08 pm 
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She's not fat, you moron.

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 Post subject: Re: Portal and Portal 2 Thread
PostPosted: Wed Apr 20, 2011 4:31 pm 
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"Now waddle over to the elevator so we can begin the next test."


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 Post subject: Re: Portal and Portal 2 Thread
PostPosted: Wed Apr 20, 2011 4:59 pm 
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ok first that whole bit shooting the fucking moon, that was goddamn BRILLIANT.
i was not quite expecting the betrayal but i could sense something bad happeneing when i plugged him into the mainbody.
the turrents singing scared me cause i thought at any minute i was going to die lmao
and the companion cube at the end just made me laugh
also song wasnt that great at the end

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 Post subject: Re: Portal and Portal 2 Thread
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also song wasnt that great at the end[/spoiler]

It was good but it's hard to follow Still Alive

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 Post subject: Re: Portal and Portal 2 Thread
PostPosted: Wed Apr 20, 2011 5:28 pm 
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YOU BORKED MAH SPOILER

eh i didnt care either way for still alive. dont get me wrong it was cool but this song is about as cool as the other one.

least to me

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 Post subject: Re: Portal and Portal 2 Thread
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Well the turret choir makes up for it either way

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 Post subject: Re: Portal and Portal 2 Thread
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Heh heh... Shoot the moon.

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 Post subject: Re: Portal and Portal 2 Thread
PostPosted: Wed Apr 20, 2011 5:42 pm 
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GUESS WHAT

I was looking at the back of the case of my PS3 version of the game and it said that with it I can connect my PSN account to my steam so I can play Portal 2 on my PC.

Two copies of the game for the price of one

PS3, bitches

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 Post subject: Re: Portal and Portal 2 Thread
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Oh my god

http://babynamesworld.parentsconnect.co ... oline.html

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Oh my God

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 Post subject: Re: Portal and Portal 2 Thread
PostPosted: Wed Apr 20, 2011 6:02 pm 
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maybe im blind but i dont see anything about this

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 Post subject: Re: Portal and Portal 2 Thread
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"Caroline" means "Free Man"

Who else do we know with a name like "Free Man"?

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