AWKWARD ZOMBIE

already there. Spops sounds good

If anyone is still on Im free for the night. Tag same as name

Huh...maybe I should put mine down...

I completely forgot about that.

SuperMedic2

(and then I don't get ANY invites/requests)

Oh right, names.

Lord Exeres

TheDiscoBandito

So someone killed me and I threw my routine desperation plasma grenade at him as I died. I respawned quickly and was suddenly hit with an avalanche of medals, including a grenade stick, kill from the grave, and a "Hail Mary" which is the long-distance grenade kill medal. I can only assume that the game thought that I had respawned on the other side of the map, and so had thrown it from there.

Yeah, that's happened to me quite often.

One more and I'm out of stories for today.

I was doing donuts in a Mongoose around Ragnarok, dicking around because holy shit how could we be losing by so many points. I saw a Banshee flying overhead and suddenly I felt myself become filled with divine purpose. It was serendipity. I knew what had to be done.

I trailed close behind the Banshee as he flew low across the map until he finally crossed over a raised ledge. This was it. I launched myself from the ledge, jumped off the Mongoose, and flew straight toward the Banshee. He pulled up at the last second, but it was too little too late. I pulled him from the cockpit and laughed maniacally as I turned around and fed him a hot, steaming pile of plasma.





And then some dickhead shot me with a Spartan laser.

Yesterday I was playing on Exile and I sniped two people in the head with the same bullet

that was cool

finally found my niche in dominion and it feels nice. And i think i shot Ame? I was playing with OtherMC and someone with Ame in their name was on the other team.

Spartan Laser: The Antifun

Stuck a full Warthog just as it was bearing down on me. Got all the associated medals, including a triple kill.

My brother decided that because our mom and stepdad are always watching TV on the giant flat-screen in the living room, he was going to hook the 360 up to a tiny 30+" TV. Somehow this setup has turned me into a god. I've won every single game I've played today, and consistently scored first or second highest on my team. At one point I was giving out headshots like it was fucking DMR Christmas. I stuck guys and vehicles as they were flying past me. I hijacked a Banshee that was falling apart at the seams and managed to kill three people plus a fucking mech before finally blowing up.

I'm also getting stupid lucky at finding vehicles just as they're about to blow and getting the killing shot or stick.

Small tv = you can see everything easily

That's the only way I can figure it. I can't read anything with text and my back is unbelievably sore from being hunched over, but I guess being able to see the entire screen really helps out.

I still want my fuckhuge TV back.

I'm playing on a fucking 90 something inch tv and the blue on blue text is hard as hell to read. Whose bright idea was that