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 Post subject: Re: Dark/Demon's Souls
PostPosted: Mon Oct 10, 2011 8:38 pm 
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Taxicab Samurai wrote:
That's brutal.
What does enkindling a bonfire do?


Drops are stuff like items and weapons.

Kindling a bonfire gets you more Estus Flasks from that bonfire.

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 Post subject: Re: Dark/Demon's Souls
PostPosted: Mon Oct 10, 2011 9:45 pm 
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>fighting ornstein and smough
>god daisies this fucking fight
>summon Solarie Bro
>finish the fight in one go

daisies Solarie

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such a fucking bro

Crusing around in Lautec's Armor and have moved on to the next tier of bosses.


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 Post subject: Re: Dark/Demon's Souls
PostPosted: Mon Oct 10, 2011 9:46 pm 
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Just cured my curse. Took a long time to get the 3,000 souls with half of my HP, can't believe how expensive the cure is.
For shits and giggles I helped people kill Ornstein and Smough. Powered up Ornstein is much harder then powered up Smough.


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 Post subject: Re: Dark/Demon's Souls
PostPosted: Mon Oct 10, 2011 10:57 pm 
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Crush Bandicoot wrote:
>Hating on Lautec

fuck all yall, wearing his armor and invading people is so fucking satisfying.

yea i have his armor for when i need a lighter load than havels armor (which is still fucking badass with that and his shield. TANK SHIT LIKE A BAUSS)

Crush Bandicoot wrote:
>fighting ornstein and smough
>god daisies this fucking fight
>summon Solarie Bro
>finish the fight in one go

daisies Solarie

you are

such a fucking bro

Crusing around in Lautec's Armor and have moved on to the next tier of bosses.


man idk bout your guy but mine was dying fairly quick. i had to summon a player as well as solar to help. that player was doing like, fuckin 1/5 of the bosses health, then started casting this disc looking spell when the boss was focused on me.




just beat the wolf boss in the forest. i swear to god i thought those ppl in the front of the forest were actual ppl even tho i was hollow and was just shitting myself. at least i THINK they were npcs. i did fight a bandit with a spider shield so IDK.

gonna go to the abyss now and fuck up some kings



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 Post subject: Re: Dark/Demon's Souls
PostPosted: Mon Oct 10, 2011 11:41 pm 
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Haha. I wonder if anyone falls (seewutididthere) for those messages.

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 Post subject: Re: Dark/Demon's Souls
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 Post subject: Re: Dark/Demon's Souls
PostPosted: Tue Oct 11, 2011 6:36 am 
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I've seen a couple "try jumping" next to bloodstains near cliffs. Hitman those were NPCs. Also you might have missed the Stone Armor set and the Eastern Armor set.

I use Lautec's for my heavy armor and have a sort of "Wandering Warrior" set with the Eastern Armor/Helm, Bandit Legs and those leather bracers from the firekeeper's body.

Almost joined the Princess' Guard, holy shit that feeling going in there after defeating Ornstein/Smough. What level should I be to assist in that boss fight? I got to do Iron Golem seven times as 42 but I leveled after O/S


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 Post subject: Re: Dark/Demon's Souls
PostPosted: Tue Oct 11, 2011 8:49 am 
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Chaossebba wrote:
WHAT BLOODY N-WORD KILLED MY FIREKEEPER!

Also this drake sword is the best.

I managed to kill the undead dragon and nick all his shit too


Drake Sword fucking sucks. No scaling and shit stats compared to leveling your own weapons. Never used that thing.

>Hating on Lautec

fuck all yall, wearing his armor and invading people is so fucking satisfying.

chill. it does more damage than anything you get until lightning spear. it's especially helpful for those going strength builds.

i cant get past the dog skeleton things in Tomb of the Giants. one two body slam combo knocks the shit out of me every time.

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 Post subject: Re: Dark/Demon's Souls
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Naw crush I got both sets. Don't know why I bother tho havels is so boss

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 Post subject: Re: Dark/Demon's Souls
PostPosted: Tue Oct 11, 2011 11:37 am 
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Well that was sad.
The only NPC I care actually care about has been the Pyromancer that you find in the depths. I found the chaos covenant and joined it, got the amazing Chaos Fireball and walked back up to the shrine. I talk to him so I can upgrade My Pyrohand and he asks where I found it. He seemed like he needed it so I told him.

Later I decide to go back to the covenant and see if he's there, on my way I see him fighting boulder guys and I rush in to help him. I stabbed them both to death with my spear but before I could get close to him he started attacking ME. He was dead and hollow and it was my fault and I had to kill him and now I feel bad.

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 Post subject: Re: Dark/Demon's Souls
PostPosted: Tue Oct 11, 2011 11:46 am 
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Myk wrote:
Crush Bandicoot wrote:
Chaossebba wrote:
WHAT BLOODY N-WORD KILLED MY FIREKEEPER!

Also this drake sword is the best.

I managed to kill the undead dragon and nick all his shit too


Drake Sword fucking sucks. No scaling and shit stats compared to leveling your own weapons. Never used that thing.

>Hating on Lautec

fuck all yall, wearing his armor and invading people is so fucking satisfying.

chill. it does more damage than anything you get until lightning spear. it's especially helpful for those going strength builds.

i cant get past the dog skeleton things in Tomb of the Giants. one two body slam combo knocks the shit out of me every time.


Yeah but it's a cheap crutch and so is the lightning spear. Ditching those and making your own versions, say a lightning halberd or lucerne or upgrading a curved blade to Queelag's makes for better end game scaling.

So my current question is where to go next? Seath, Nito, the Witch or Four Kings?


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 Post subject: Re: Dark/Demon's Souls
PostPosted: Tue Oct 11, 2011 12:48 pm 
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I accidentally killed that pyromancer in the depths because I was scurrying through the boxes with my sword and I didnt notice him and he didnt wanna stop hitting me with fire and oh god what have I done

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 Post subject: Re: Dark/Demon's Souls
PostPosted: Tue Oct 11, 2011 2:13 pm 
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ninjamuffin wrote:
Well that was sad.
The only NPC I care actually care about has been the Pyromancer that you find in the depths. I found the chaos covenant and joined it, got the amazing Chaos Fireball and walked back up to the shrine. I talk to him so I can upgrade My Pyrohand and he asks where I found it. He seemed like he needed it so I told him.

Later I decide to go back to the covenant and see if he's there, on my way I see him fighting boulder guys and I rush in to help him. I stabbed them both to death with my spear but before I could get close to him he started attacking ME. He was dead and hollow and it was my fault and I had to kill him and now I feel bad.


Wait NPC's do things like asking where you got items and head off to grab one themselves? That sounds awesome.

I'd probably feel obligated to help them out.

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 Post subject: Re: Dark/Demon's Souls
PostPosted: Tue Oct 11, 2011 2:52 pm 
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So I got to a part with a bridge and a dragon that spits fire like it's going out of style.
What do

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 Post subject: Re: Dark/Demon's Souls
PostPosted: Tue Oct 11, 2011 2:59 pm 
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Stab it with pointy things.

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