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Odds · **Posted:** Thu Mar 25, 2010 7:20 am

Trygve wrote:

Funny to be so short and be af a race beginning vith vood.

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I don't get it.

Spoony · **Joined:** Sun Jun 17, 2007 5:14 am **Posts:** 9325

Odds wrote:

I don't get it.

Wood linked to errection. Short also linked to errection. BY THE TRANSITIVE PROPERTY ETC ETC

Odds · **Posted:** Thu Mar 25, 2010 7:23 am

Okay.

Now I'll just ignore it.

Trygve · **Joined:** Sun Sep 13, 2009 4:57 am **Posts:** 14015

Odds wrote:

Okay.

Now I'll just ignore it.

Good for you!

Dudeio · **Joined:** Wed Mar 24, 2010 7:47 am **Posts:** 15

I ALWAYS go wood elf.

They are so tiny and super fast, I end up with over 100 in agility, speed, athletics and acrobatics. I never ever ever use horses.

Odds · **Posted:** Thu Mar 25, 2010 7:47 am

So are wood elves The Flash or something?

Dudeio · **Joined:** Wed Mar 24, 2010 7:47 am **Posts:** 15

Wood Elves could be considerd the flash of oblivion yes, but some might say that the kahjiti and or argonian are faster, but I preffer wood elf.

One thing I don't like about Oblivion is the races, I mean c'mon a mixed breed of a lion and a human? Some wierd off-spring of a dinosaur having butt-secs with a woman?
ok, I admitt that Lizard man has been used in a lot of games an is more so to say "Normal". But it would've been better to have some better races, like dwarves? Now I didn't play Morrowind but I've heard something about Dwarves being like the Ayleids in Oblivon, an "ancient" and lost race or something even though High Elves are their off-spring.

Does anyone have any thoughts about this?

Miss Starseed · **Posted:** Fri Mar 26, 2010 4:13 am

I could live without yet another upstanding member of society cat-like race but I thought the argonians were pretty original and cool, actually.

I think every other fantasy genre has the dwarve department covered.

Cabinet · **Joined:** Sat Oct 10, 2009 5:20 pm **Posts:** 823

I was doing the Dark Brotherhood mission where you have to stage the assassination. I just feld Chorrol and I was approached by an Elf. He told me, angirly, that he heard I knew how to move in light armour. Then he walked off and was attacked by a bear.

Oh Oblivion AI. Won't you ever cease to amuse me?

Spoony · **Joined:** Sun Jun 17, 2007 5:14 am **Posts:** 9325

Dudeio wrote:

HERPDERP I DISLIKE THE RACES, AND HAVEN'T PLAYED ANY OF THE OTHER TES GAMES

It's a continuation of the races from the other games, the ones that are actually good.

Dudeio · **Joined:** Wed Mar 24, 2010 7:47 am **Posts:** 15

Spoony wrote:

Dudeio wrote:

HERPDERP I DISLIKE THE RACES, AND HAVEN'T PLAYED ANY OF THE OTHER TES GAMES

I'm a stupid douchebag who likes to change the quotes.

I have to agree to disagree with ya there

WouldYouKindly · **Posted:** Fri Mar 26, 2010 9:57 am

Spoony do you disagree with everyone
then post simpsons pictures

Doormaster · **Posted:** Fri Mar 26, 2010 11:14 am

I made a Redguard for the short period I played this on a friend's Xbox because I rarely function very will in an RPG unless I'm using a "smash problems until they are no longer problems" type character

Decker · **Posted:** Fri Mar 26, 2010 1:12 pm

Dudeio wrote:

Spoony wrote:

Dudeio wrote:

HERPDERP I DISLIKE THE RACES, AND HAVEN'T PLAYED ANY OF THE OTHER TES GAMES

I'm a stupid douchebag who likes to change the quotes.

I have to agree to disagree with ya there

Spoony changed your quote because it was TL;DR and you were moaning about something stupid. Grow up

Miss Starseed · **Posted:** Fri Mar 26, 2010 1:51 pm

For reference, if you want people to withhold judgement of you, don't do shit like that.

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