AWKWARD ZOMBIE

It was Kologarn.

Good guess Noff.

well my warlock has finally surpassed my death knight in terms of gear, and my shaman is catching up quick.

gotta say did not see this comin

People do Ulduar still??

I am sometimes invited to hard modes on 10 man I almost have my Algalon key completed.

Good news everyone, the slime is flowing again!

[url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TknF4UODXCc]Hey Noff, you should run me Deadmines again, it would be awesome and you said you would.



















































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I see....

i'm bored

draw stuff and then be angry

so people can make upstanding member of society and sex jokes at it what i draw?





hell no

then play catch with a LOVED ONE

no one loves me :'(

Let's read a story then.


Pirates, Trucks, Bombs, Sharks, Dinosaurs and Football

Once upon a time there was a bad pirate.
The bad pirate drove around in an old truck,
which had huge black wheels,
a sixteen fish-power engine
and a whole load of bombs in the back.

The pirate had a pet white pointer shark
that rode on the front of his truck.
If the pirate took a dislike to somebody
-which happened all the time-
the pirate would throw bombs at them,
and if that didn't work,
the pirate would say
'KILL!'
and the shark
would leap
off the truck
and bite them in half.
And that was pretty much the pirates life-
just driving around throwing bombs and ordering shark attacks on the unfortunate townspeople and,
every now and then, capturing a ship and stealing all the chocolate.

But one day the pirate and the shark heard a loud roaring noise.
A huge
dinosaur was
charging
up the road
towards
them!

it had big sharp claws
it had big sharp feet
it had big sharp blood-dripping teeth.


But the pirate just smiled,
grabbed some bombs
from the back of the truck
and threw them at the dinosaur.

The first bomb
blew off it's legs.

The second bomb
blew off it's arms.

The third bomb
blew off it's head.

And the dinosaur -or what left of it- went crashing down to the ground.

'Good boys,' said the pirate patting the remaining bombs. But while the pirate was doing this,

the dinosaur put its arms back on...
and then it put it's legs back on...
and then it put it's head back on.

The pirate heard a loud roaring noise and looked up to see the huge dinosaur once again charging up the road towards the truck. But the pirate just laughed and said to the shark, 'KILL!'

The terrifying shark launched itself off the bonnet of the truck,
flew through the air and bit the dinosaurs heart right out of its chest.
Then the shark bit off it's legs.
Then the shark bit off it's arms.
Then the shark bit off the dinosaurs head.

And the dinosaur -or what left of it- went crashing down to the ground.

'Good shark,' said the pirate, patting the shark's head.
But while the pirate was doing this

the dinosaur put its arms back on...
then it put it's legs back on...
and then it put it's head back on.

This time, the pirate didn't smile OR laugh
The bombs hadn't worked.
The shark hadn't work.
The dinosaur was indestructible!

The dinosaur stood above the pirate's truck ,
and opened it's jaws wide.

But then a curious thing happened.
Instead of swallowing the pirate,
the truck and the shark whole,
it said 'Hey, wanna play football?'

The pirate said
'Sure, but I don't have a football.'
And the dinosaur said,
'No problem, we can use the shark!'

And before the shark could protest, the dinosaur picked it up and kicked it to the pirate, who kicked it back, and they played shark football for the rest of the afternoon.

And after dinner they raced each other in their trucks until it was time for bed.
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feeling better odds?

I sure am. BEST STORY.

oh wait she's gone

that was wonderful, foo :')