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 Post subject: Re: Dark/Demon's Souls
PostPosted: Mon Oct 10, 2011 10:13 am 
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Did you rescue Latrec? He kills your firekeeper and starts a quest to get back her soul and eventually get his armor

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 Post subject: Re: Dark/Demon's Souls
PostPosted: Mon Oct 10, 2011 10:18 am 
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if you mean that god damned yellow knight from the church, then yes

I got some black orb thing, guess its off to new londo or something or wherever he is

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 Post subject: Re: Dark/Demon's Souls
PostPosted: Mon Oct 10, 2011 10:20 am 
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Yeah, the orb lets you invade his world and kick his booty

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 Post subject: Re: Dark/Demon's Souls
PostPosted: Mon Oct 10, 2011 10:38 am 
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Just beat that stupid spider bitch!



As for the yellow knight guy (if I'm thinking of the one), I just killed him at the firelink shrine...

I hit him and he pulled out these sickle things so I kicked him off of a cliff...

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 Post subject: Re: Dark/Demon's Souls
PostPosted: Mon Oct 10, 2011 11:11 am 
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Just watched Two Best Friends Play Dark Souls.

Hahaha this game is going to absolutely destroy me. Best bit was when he was running from the statue, fell down a ledge, met skeletons he couldn't kill, then fell down another hole and met a Black Knight. Also the skeletons came down to join the party.

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 Post subject: Re: Dark/Demon's Souls
PostPosted: Mon Oct 10, 2011 11:46 am 
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its not a black knight
its Sauron

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 Post subject: Re: Dark/Demon's Souls
PostPosted: Mon Oct 10, 2011 11:54 am 
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So I have the Moonlight butt-er-fly's soul and spider bitches soul.
Should I put the huge effort into making them weapons or just use them?

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 Post subject: Re: Dark/Demon's Souls
PostPosted: Mon Oct 10, 2011 12:38 pm 
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Chaossebba wrote:
if you mean that god damned yellow knight from the church, then yes

I got some black orb thing, guess its off to new londo or something or wherever he is


he is in anor londo, not new londo

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 Post subject: Re: Dark/Demon's Souls
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Bill Nye the Science Guy wrote:
its not a black knight
its Sauron


Sauron was the guy who chased him to the bonfire and murdered him while he thought he was safe.

This was some other dude.

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 Post subject: Re: Dark/Demon's Souls
PostPosted: Mon Oct 10, 2011 7:20 pm 
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What exactly are the benefits of being in human form and not hallowed?

And also, fuck the Taurus demon, I accidently used all the awesome lightning things I found so i can't buttfuck it anymore. But I heard about some drop attack I can do to kill it. Will go try now and post results.

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 Post subject: Re: Dark/Demon's Souls
PostPosted: Mon Oct 10, 2011 7:21 pm 
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As a human, the rate of drops increases quite a bit and you can summon other players to help

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 Post subject: Re: Dark/Demon's Souls
PostPosted: Mon Oct 10, 2011 7:23 pm 
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I don't play online, so basically drops are all that help?

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 Post subject: Re: Dark/Demon's Souls
PostPosted: Mon Oct 10, 2011 7:25 pm 
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Even offline, you can summon specific NPCs as blue phantoms

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 Post subject: Re: Dark/Demon's Souls
PostPosted: Mon Oct 10, 2011 7:59 pm 
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That's brutal.
What does enkindling a bonfire do?

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 Post subject: Re: Dark/Demon's Souls
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Chaossebba wrote:
WHAT BLOODY N-WORD KILLED MY FIREKEEPER!

Also this drake sword is the best.

I managed to kill the undead dragon and nick all his shit too


Drake Sword fucking sucks. No scaling and shit stats compared to leveling your own weapons. Never used that thing.

>Hating on Lautec

fuck all yall, wearing his armor and invading people is so fucking satisfying.


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