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 Post subject: Re: Assassin's Creed
PostPosted: Wed Dec 21, 2011 8:07 am 
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 Post subject: Re: Assassin's Creed
PostPosted: Sun Jan 29, 2012 4:05 am 
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Rumor has it the next AC game will be in Revolutionary War era America. I wouldn't be surprised if it's true, because it does make some sense. Desmond is American after all, so his ancestors have to get there at some point.

Also, Free Masons. Think about it.

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 Post subject: Re: Assassin's Creed
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huh, buckley's art has improved

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 Post subject: Re: Assassin's Creed
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That's from almost two years ago, too.

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 Post subject: Re: Assassin's Creed
PostPosted: Mon Jan 30, 2012 9:53 am 
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Tim Buckley doesn't count.

But yeah anyway I think that if there are any references to the Free Masons (besides The Truth puzzles), this game will have them.

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 Post subject: Re: Assassin's Creed
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Why would Desmond need to dive back into the Animus to live through a whole nother person's life? I would rather he just dive into several of his other ancestors' pasts, or use the Apple to relive the pasts of other Assassins from around the world so that they can locate all of the secret stuff.

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 Post subject: Re: Assassin's Creed
PostPosted: Mon Jan 30, 2012 8:01 pm 
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If the next game really is going into Revolutionary America I REALLY have to wonder why there was the focus on that Chinese Assassin in Embers.

For some reason I highly doubt that they'd make a character and flesh her out for the sole purpose of a short film

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 Post subject: Re: Assassin's Creed
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So how about that AC3 and it's absolutely shitty horseriding?

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 Post subject: Re: Assassin's Creed
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How about that America's Creed 3 and it's less percise parkourparcorehardcoreparkoar?
Putting the free run and the high profile thing into the same button really makes things a little harder. Sometimes Connor, or Haythem, will end up running up the side of a building when I accidentaly bump into it when running. Also jumping, climbing, ect. seems a lot more impercise than the old games, it might just be me though.

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I'm having a little bit of the same issue, but my main issue is that my horse keeps getting stuck on things like trees and grass. It makes the mission I'm on impossible since I have to chase someone through the forest and catch them within a timelimit.

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Are you still Haytham?

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No, I'm in sequence 10

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 Post subject: Re: Assassin's Creed
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Oh, yeah I'm not that far yet.

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 Post subject: Re: Assassin's Creed
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Finished this game yesterday but homestuck sprites got me distracted.

Desmond's ending. is anticlimactic. Although the story the Juno tells you as you plug in the power cells is pretty interesting.
Connor's story was interesting enough although they never once said the words I was waiting for. "Nothing is true, everything is permitted".

And there was a stupid as mess up in the aftergame. As anybody who beat the game would know, the super awesome mentor, whose name escapes me, dies. And the very minute after the credits and the epilogue starts I run to help some damsel in distress and bring her strait to Mr. Mentor. Shit is fucked up Ubisoft.

Another thing that really pushes my buttons is at the end after Juno talks to you again when you have the glass apple looking thing and it starts to disintegrate, that is the worst peace of shit animation on the planet. I've seen better animation whenever I win solitaire in windows. Jesus fuck, this game cost millions to make but they cant make a fucking half assed animation!? It was like 1/9 assed maybe 1/7 assed if it was a friday.
Jeese this ending.


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