AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Ahhh I hate people using my transmitter. We lost because I couldn't get behind them since somebody used it and couldn't put another down. I mean I was like two feet from it they could've just hit me instead.
80.03 to 10.01 I never felt worse than that, rip other team.
I dunno if I'll sped time to get to king, champion is enough

Wow Kelp Dome is an awesome stage, good job Nintendo.

I've picked up using the 96 gal, it's a great gun but man does it use ink quickly

I love the music for Splatfest!

Rock is so gonna win. Always gotta wait so long for a pop team to show up, seems like they're highly underrepresented x3

Don't be so sure. You're only seeing your side grouping then reaching another group.

Played like two games and stopped.

Splatoon was a dissapointment for me, there is not enough meat to this game for me.

Anyway, during my numerous Splatfest matches many of the games were pretty close. But whenever I thought we lost, we happened to win (I'm team Judd). But at this one match, we were being dominated by team Doge, and we had just gotten to do a bit extra inking before the timer went up. Looking at the map, I thought: "We definitely lost that".
...
We won by 0.1%.
Then I was the one losing it.

I was waiting for a team dog to be matched up with us glorious cats one round and it took FOREVER. When the battle finally started... The other members of my team had all left. It was 4v1 and I was only one there. I tried to go and ink some stuff but they ended up ganging up on me. So I stayed at the spawn where the couldn't kill me and splatted them with my roller as best as I could, I threw bombs and a few killer wails. Well, I guess I ended up with the most kills! I believe the final score was 90% to 3.3% or something. I was just laughing the whole time and the other guys just hovered around spawn as I tried to get them.

Splatfest results
Cats won a bit more but the dogs crushed on pupularity (that started as a misspell but I'm keeping it)

Great job all it was fun.

True, but matchmaking throws team rock against team rock so often, my assertion still stands.



After a couple of hours, I got the impression that there's never an even match, but always either an extreme win or an extreme loss. I might crunch some numbers later.

Man that was fun, not surprised Dogs lost more, I got rocked a whole lot during the splat fest. We won by a hair a few times but it was mostly losses.
I hate the roller it's the worst, whenever the round starts everybody just inks ahead and leaves me to ink up the spawn area, like the whole area not just a few corners, and it's so annoying.

Same here, no matter if there's rollers or not. Everyone runs ahead and no one pays any attention to spawn and corners and... gah.

I can understand why Nintendo didn't include voice chat, I'd have sworn so much at my own teammates and even more at the enemy team.

That's probably the exact reason nintendo hasn't included voice chat. Too much salted squid

And I usually don't swear at all...

But just look at these things

I still wonder if there was a reason for that, if they maybe didn't understand that you can jump back to spawn anyways, or didn't understand what those things do


Also I did the maths (actually libreoffice did haha).

Of 30 battles, 14 were against team pop, the other 16 against my own team rock.
Average percentages were 48.46 to 44.82. 16 wins, 16 losses. 131 kills, 65 deaths.
Considering only battles against team pop, we got 50.10 to 43.85 with 9 wins to 5 losses, 65 kills and 26 deaths.
Best win we had was 84.2 to 8.7 (difference of 75.5), worst loss ended with 10.8 to 79.1 (difference of 68.3).

Not that there was a particular need or use for these statistics, but... I wanted to have an overview to take into account when writing my fanfiction chapter on the splatfest. Plus it backs up my argument that team pop was unfortunately underrepresented. However that doesn't mean they were bad, by no means. They still do have a chance at winning, though they apparently lost by a lot when it comes to popularity - OH THE IRONY.

The best thing I took out of Splatfest was new weapon talent I found for myself in Turf War. The Ink Brush.
I swear I have way too much fun using that. It's super fun to just run around Kelp Dome while everyone tries to shoot me but can't because I'm 3fast5them. Also Sprinkler is my fave sub and Inkstrike my fave Special so... yeah.