AWKWARD ZOMBIE

I'm not under the impression you're okay with Legion's practices.

I'm saying they're not at all safe or a decent solution at all. For anyone. And that people who side with them are basically fucked because the Legion is so horrible at everything.

Legion is the biggest example of how exactly not to make your government. If it was a government. It's really more of a giant mass of slaves to Caeser.

That's the glorious irony of how it was designed. These writers were exceptionally clever. Caesar modeled it after Rome, supposedly the greatest empire in history. Only his people are more like the mongol horde that sacked Rome. It's why he wants New Vegas, he wants to build his Rome out of House's city. Because, well, House built a beautiful city on the tears of the poor.

I spent way too much time arguing for the Legion, I've always been one to end the game being treated like a prince forever by House.

But House wants to kill the Brotherhood of Steel

like they're the Lupus virus or something

Considering the Brotherhood of Steel is a bunch of pre-War technology-worshipping zealots that live in holes in the ground, I don't see much of a loss there.

House is not a nice or good man, but he certainly appeals to my vanity and greed. Some of his first words to you are "You see that you and I are of a different stripe, don't you? We don't have to dream that we're important. We are." Fuck the rest of the Wasteland, I want to live as royalty.

Elitism and base greed are not good traits.

I'm playing a science character in my most recent file
Science and energy weapons all the time

ImageShack seems to have completely forgotten that I am a member and I can't log in.

I hate everything.

And now it won't let me sign up with a new e-mail because it says all of my e-mail addresses have been used, even though that is completely impossible. The site seems to be fucked.

Wow what a terrible el peer

use imgur like a man

a very effeminate, wimpy man

Imgur is a pain to upload large numbers of pictures at once, doesn't automatically resize them, and compresses all of them so they look like shit.

I got ImageShack to work again though so no problem.

You didn't even use this:

God fucking damn it.

Chapter 13b: Like They Put The Whole Thing Together In The Dark



Let's check this computer and see who's been poking around.



The key Boyd gave me was for the door, not the computer.

Sigh.



The computer keeps track of anyone entering the tower. So why didn't the MPs think this might be a useful clue?



See, there's the break-in, about 1 in the morning.

Double sigh.



Well, it's almost noon. I've got a half a day to kill before I need to check the tower.



I'll go collect that dead Ranger's body.



To do your job and give a soldier his deserved rest.



Here it comes.



Yeah, she already told me about the Fiends and the traps.



Oh for, you know I...

Wait, what the fuck is that sound? Is someone shooting at us?



Oh SHIT. Legion HIT SQUAD.



Oh no you don't. You get back here.



You assholes have seriously rustled me off.



Eat concrete, motherfucker.



Oh my, what do we have here?



Yes. YEEESSSSSSSSSSS.



Unfortunately, those Fiends are on the rooftops so my new best friend isn't going to be much help.

Let's see if one of the hunting rifles I picked up from one of those Legionaries is any good.



Say goodnight, Gracie.



Goodnight, Gracie.



Boone and Jango took care of the others with no problem, so let's see about getting this guy to safety.



HHHORRRRFFFFF



Oh god, if I stripped your armor, would you weigh less? Fucking hell.



Here you go, boys. Courier has successfully delivered the package.



It's not a big deal, just a few bullet holes. Maybe a laser scorch or two.



I'm just doing what you pansies should have done.



Yeah, that would... that would take a while.



Roger.



So long, dude. It's been morbid.



I think the private was in the concourse.



He's headed back to California as we speak.





Tell me about it.

Let's check the armory. I think Boyd said someone named Contreras was in charge?



Oooooh.

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHH.



I remember now that Boyd also said Contreras was a dirty gun thief.



Let's see if he was stupid enough to leave evidence.



Yuuup.



Before I turn him in, Contreras is kind enough to sell me a sweet new set of armor.

I'd like something a bit more fashionable, but I really need the protection when my fighting style is best described as "in your face."

Now to go blow some whistles.



Wouldn't doubt it.



I got what I needed out of him, so fuck if I care.



Is that a proposition?



Is it a new toy, momma? Is it? Is it?



As good a reason as any, I suppose.



Looks like I'm in good with the NCR.



It's getting late so I'll go ahead and camp myself out by the tower.



6 hours later...





Boone saw someone go in while I was napping, time to nail this son of a bitch.



Just got to be super sneaky.



Gasp. Them's Legion words.







Holy MOLEY.



That's definitely an NCR outfit, but I don't recognize him from behind.



Hold on, that looks like...

Wait, DID HE SAY DETONATION.



Shit, gotta run gotta run gotta run.



Come on, come on, COME ON.



There's the train. I don't have much longer.



Shit, where's the BOMB.



I hear beeping. That's not good.



Oh thank god this thing was made by amateurs.



I can breathe again. Shit.

That was AWESOME.



Let's go bring this asshole in.



Captain Curtis, you are UNDER ARREST.



I mean you are UNDER ARREST.



Start shooting at ME, will you? Let's see how you like being smacked with a hydraulic fire hydrant.



Curtis refused to come along quietly. I'm sure Shoe will understand.



Well if he wasn't the mole then I just murdered an NCR officer.





Well, credit is what I do these jobs for, not cheddar. [/sarcasm]



A key?



A key to a Ranger safehouse, no less. Oh my.



Let's go check it out and see what's waiting for me.



Here we are.





Fucking JACKPOT.



Hey Boone, come here, we're gonna dress you up nice.



Okay, I know you were in 1st Recon, not the Rangers.

I know it's a whole different part of the NCR.

But Boone. You look fucking AWESOME.



Dear diary, today was the best day.

Bestu updateu everu

>gave boone the best armor
>didn't just wear it yourself

for realiously now