AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Been playing this game for a while. Mostly farming souls and humanities where that first dragon is. Trying to raise my strength so my character can dodge at full speed.

you mean dex?

str doesnt make you dodge faster, it makes your attack animations faster

Oh wait hold up I need to increase my Endurance in order to increase my Equipment Load, this way I can dodge more quickly. Good thing I put off leveling up until tomorrow.

So you've been storing up a pile of souls?

Incoming Black Phantom of Tempted Fate.

*starts playing in Offline mode until farming is done*

if you are hollowed you cant be invaded i believe, just like in demons souls when you were in "ghost" form or w/e

wait does something happen if you farm too many souls?

> Get to Capra Demon, FUCK HIS GOD daisies DOGS HOLY SHIT THE BOSS IS EASY BUT FUCK THE DOGS
> die a few time due to bad positioning and those dogs tripping me up followed by boss slash
> finally get him, didn't lose souls because I always recovered them during the fight
> Depths Key obtained, fight my way through until the sewers
> Kill giant fucking rats, obtain some humanity, everything going well
> suddenly fucking hole in the floor, land in between three OH GOD WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU, begin spitting shit at me, cant dodge far enough, start turning into a weird statue. YOURE DEAD LAL
> respawn "OH GOD YOURE CURSED GO GET A PURGING STONE"
> mfw those cost 6000 souls

SUCH IS LIFE IN THE DARK SOULS

Yes. It makes dying that much worse.

>yfw the giant orange orbs aren't his eyes
>yfw scripted invasion around there
>yfw I didn't get cursed once

this is half of the things i did
i stabbed that guy and nearly went through the ghost area too

>attacking NPCs

he was dying anyway

>beat taurus demon after dying like 6 times, figure out how to do a plunging attack from the tower and kill it without taking any damage
>get past the bridge, kick the stairs, enter undead parish
>hmm I wonder what this long spiraling staircase leads to
>get to the top, black knight standing there, turns at me and starts moving
>shitshitshitshitshit
>go down the stairs asap and jump down the ladder leading to the parish
>stay still and listen for a moment, knight doesn't follow

I was like 2 mins away from a bonfire but god daisies are black knights scary, got my booty handed to me by one in undead burd already


>greentexting

WHAT BLOODY N-WORD KILLED MY FIREKEEPER!

Also this drake sword is the best.

I managed to kill the undead dragon and nick all his shit too