AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Have you ever shot a water pistol at someone? That's about the power of water gun.

Yeah.

I saw it as more of a super soaker than a water pistol.

why are you guys applying logic to pokemon

You're right. This is the game with a creature who's skin is hotter than the sun, yet it doesn't kill everyone around.

That's easy. It produces as gaseous substance around itself that is thousands of times more insulative than Aerogel.

That's not difficult logic at all.

Also: All Pokemon are allergic to water except for grass, water, dragon, and all others resistant to it.

WHAT

WHY

EVERYTHING WOULD DIE OF DEHYDRATION
THE ONLY TYPES REMAINING WOULD BE DRAGON GRASS AND WATER

NATURAL SELECTION

Such Carbon-centric talk! Why do you assume that a living thing would need water to survive? On Earth, water is a necessity for all living beings that we know of, but who is to say that it is absolutely necessary for all life?

Back to updating now.

McNugget Bridge, beat 5 trainers in a row to earn a chicken nugget.
Thing is, you have to go this way to advance the plot, so you have to get the nugget, while they pretend it's a contest or something.
Whatever, free nugget, I'm not complaining.

I got what it takes. I have 3 lv. 20s+.

Oh god not this douche again.

WHO WILL WIN
THE MYSTERY THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE TO SOLVE

I deposit Phillete and Toppercent in the horrific event that I have to start over the game with them. *shudder*

Second trainer! So exciting!

y so srs

This game is just one huge forum trick.

Notice: the 2nd trainer just kind of...turned around. She's actually spinning in all 4 directions.
Maybe in the 5th generation, we'll be able to move diagonally!
UH-OH!

Never mind. How disappointing.

Hey, it's a snake Pokemon, forgotten once the 5th gen starters were released.
Didn't DnD make this joke already?

Yaaaay

God why is this so boring

Creeeeepy.

FOURTH TRAINER TIME

Stupid forum game, I lost.

Wait a second...

HA! The fourth trainer said it wrong!

5th trainer fight. This one actually looks tough- only 3 levels difference!

Disregard that.

Yaay now we get our fabulous prize.

FAAABULOUS

Omnomnomnom
That tasted disgusting. Just get me fries next time, asshole.

Sure, why not.

You hear that? That's pure dedication right there.

Yes.

Absolutely.

I don't want any more McNuggets.

On second thought, maybe I don't want to join. Whips are really not my style.

Why is this guy weaker than the 5th trainer?

Nah, I'm just insanely overleveled.

daisies, these people are hungry.

Dammit, I want that item.

what
Why aren't you attacking me?

Well, it turns out this guy has a Charmander, but he's no good at raising pokemon so he hands it over!
All of this argument over where I'm supposed to get a fire type is silenced until this dies! You guys must have forgotten this is Pokemon Yellow, and not just any Generation I game. I don't understand why you need Pikachu for Bulbasaur and not Charmander, though.

I'm sorry

If Charmander dies, somebody make a picture of this guy crying.

ITEM GET

Aww, I thought it would be a conveniently placed Fire TM.

Dawwww.

Hey guys! GRASS!
The official rules say nothing about gift pokemon, so I'll take this advantage to catch me a (hopefully competent) party member!

YESSS
Now I can do the Vileplume combo that Plasma was talking about.
Well, in due time.

Nnnngh, I don't think this is a job for Dead Jizz.

I'm so excited
It's his first fight

I believe it's ready for catching. YEEHAW

daisies, I only have 2 of these left! It better not screw up.

SUCCESS

Based on the game's minisprite for it, I give it a fitting name. I also add the R at the end too.

Looks like this party's finally coming together!
Looks like we need to do more grinding!

I think this guy plays a role in the Mew glitch. I'm not going to show that off though, I'd probably screw up somewhere and it would be insane to do in Nuzlocke rules. And since the Missingno glitch dosen't work in Yellow, we will be glitch-free!
But not hack-free! We screwed that up right at the start!

Eh, a little too dangerous.

I switch to someone a little more competent.

It's over. Now, cue the grinding mishaps!

I think we can pull this off.
Do you?

Doubt is starting to set in.

Thank god for the crappy AI in this game!

Now this is way too dangerous!

There we go!

LEVEL GET

You again?

OH GOD
Close call, but no death. Tolacot pulls through!

Oh come on, I had to get Bellsprout when this kind of awesome was available?

This is entirely too repetitive!

WOOPS WRONG MOVE
Scratch does look pretty cool, though.

Alchemize Pidgey && Charmander.

This will all come in due time.

Cool.

Yeah, time to stop.
2 new party members
1 Chicken McNugget obtained
1 bridge defeated

I still remember how easy it was to level up a lvl 10 Charmander on that route.

ORLY!

Figures that would be the only comment I missed too.
YOU WERE RIGHT
I WAS WRONG

Charizard is my favorite starter pokemon of all time.

It's a fire breathing dragon!! So awesome~