AWKWARD ZOMBIE

You lucky cock-mongler.

i have the robot hat

The top hat is sexy, thus my character is also sexy, for he is wearing a top hat.

I have yet to get a blood moon yet. isnt supposed to be like a 1/32 chance or something. ive played terraria for hours on end with no blood moon. What gives?

Why are you upset

The Blood Moon is horrible

Monsters can open doors

You cant hide yo kids

You cant hide yo wife

Everyone gets raped

Monsters can always open doors.

According to the Terraria wiki, they can only open doors during the Blood Moon

Well I also haven't played in awhile, so that might have changed.

Wow. Ive only played an hour today, but Ive had quite an adventure so far

I was just mining, minding my own business, when *you feel an evil presence watching*

That cant be good. I googled it. What everyone was saying "It means that the Eye of Cthulu will attack you at night on the surface even though you havent summoned it".

Fuck.

Well, I guess I'll just have to stay underground.

*keeps mining*

Later an enemy pushes me into a deep underground lake with no ledges to go back up on, and a bunch of jellyfish and piranhas snapping at me.

I guess Im gonna have to risk it.

*uses magic mirror to return home*

*The Eye of Cthulhu has awoken!*

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

Fight it off, realizing I have no chance at surviving it, and then SUDDENLY DAY.

The Eye of Cthulhu flies off.

*phew*

During my mining expedition I also got a cloud in a bottle! Yay double jumps!

Also, I have a dilemma. I have a bunch of gold bars, and I dont know if I should make a gold broadsword, which has a fast speed and does 13 damage, or if I should make a gold shortsword, which has a very fast speed and does 11 damage.

Also, Luigi, whats your server IP? I wanna try to come on.

save your gold for better things



also NEVER MAKE SHORTSWORDS

Duly noted.

Got back from another mining expedition. Got another magic mirror and another cloud in a bottle while I was there. Also got an enchanted boomerang, some more gold and silver and such, got bombs and a demolitionist moved into town. Bought a mining helmet (not gonna use it. Barely does anything.) Also got a single bar's worth of demonite ore, some emeralds, topaz, and diamonds.

I now have like 7 gold chests in my house too.

I feel like Im doing really good for only being on my third day with the game.

Use the mining helmet.
When you run out of torches while exploring a massive cave system you will be thankful

I did think about that, but then I realized that I always have a ton of torches, as well as a ton of wood and gel to make more

But I may decide to bring it along just in case. Maybe equip it to my social slot while Ive got torches on me so it doesnt take up inventory space.

Found a health regen bracelet thingie. How convenient!

sorry guys for no server today. tomorrow it should be up.

And here's the IP: 98.14.89.252

port 7777


Its not horrible with demonite armor, best sword in the game, best pistol, and several other things. Also, try and kill the eye of Cthulhu. It gives you a shitton of demonite ore and shadow scales. the Eater of Worlds gives a whole bunch too. Kill 2 or 3 of EoWs and your set for demonite.