AWKWARD ZOMBIE

I'm comfortable with a 94% E-Dick.

E-Bitches won't even know the E-Difference.

You still lack that 6%

If anyone complains about a missing 6%, they are an IRS agent whining about my refusal to pay for sales tax.

I lost track of that train of thought.

"England's not part of Europe, Rebecca. We just tolerate Europe like a person tolerates herpes."
god daisies it Shaun

Shaun is the best person.

REVELATIONS AAAAAAAAH

/revive

so the whole tower defense thing is actually pretty cool.

Too bad it's not more reactive.

You burn a tower, it's yours for the rest of the game. You'd think the Borgia would at least try to take them back.

too lazy

patrol this area for the nth time

I just got revelations today. I am legitimately impressed with how they have added content and kept everything fresh.

I like how it runs alot smoother than 2 or brotherhood, guessing it's because it doesn't have to constantly load up flyers and what not.
Though I absolutely hate it when I'm on a tailing missions and an assassin comes out of no where and tries to kill me, it's so annoying, also those sentry guys spot you in a second and alert EVERYBODY, argh.
Also doing those tower defense missions are pretty annoying, I mean, fun, but man if it isn't a pain in the booty.

Sounds like this game can wait until Christmas.

Yeah, and how you unlock a first person puzzle game when you get this game's collectables, and you get to hear about Desmonds past.
And how the fighting is so much smoother, and the bombs realy add a hell of alot more strategy and a higher degree of challenge.
Actualy during one of the underground sneaking missions I had to kill the leader, without being detected, and after getting through the entire room sneakily I saw that he was on a platform far FAR away and the only path to him was one where he could see me clearly, though a templar I just killed had dropped his axe pole, I remembered you learned to throw them in Brotherhood, so I picked it up and lunged it at him, it was so fucking cool.

Pfffahahaha, Assassin doing drugs in the templar den.

I saw the ending, that was awesome.
I wish that Ezio could have shared some more words with Desmond instead of that one Alien dude stealing the spotlight. I would have loved to see a conversation between the two. It would have been an excellent topper to his story.

goddamnit i looked at the spoiler tags
and I'm getting the game tomorrow
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa whyyyyyyyyy