AWKWARD ZOMBIE

I found the requirements to unlock the charaters is stupid. You can unlock all 9 charaters by the time you beat your 8th cup.

I used to play Mario Kart, but then I took a blue shell to the knee.

Those freaking blue shells.... *Shivers* Also, I found Double Dash to be the easiest and most fun game in the series.

Double Dash was fun, but that All-Cup Tour was quite the marathon challenge.

Double Dash was easily my favorite. Me and my bro used to do a best 2 out of 3 every night one summer on All Cup Tour, along with playing Melee and Super Mario Baseball.

We'd play until daybreak and sleep until the afternoon.

He could never beat me on Rainbow Road, which is when it counted most.

I'm actually legit excited to play New Super Mario Bros 2 (3DS) "Can you collect a million coins?" Challenge excepted

Well, I've found all exits, got all star coins, etc. All that's left is 1 million coins. And I'm less than a hundredth of the way.

I'll probably wait to get it for Christmas. cheddar's tight right now, and all of my spare change is going to Pokemon.

I'm pretty sure the B dasher is unlocked by beating a Mii that arrived through streetpass

Actually, every vehicle part (disregarding the gold ones) is unlocked by getting a random amount of coins.

Alright so I recently got a 3DS as some of you may know.

What good's a 3DS if you don't have Mario games, right?

So I got Mario Kart 7, Mario Tennis Open, Super Mario 3D Land, and New Super Mario Bros. 2 in that order over the course of several weeks. I actually haven't played MK7 or MTO as much as I thought I would (especially since I fucking love Mario Tennis), but I've been playing 3D Land and NSMB2 almost everytime I hop on my 3DS, which is often. That said, I'm still only on world 2 in NSMB2, but I'm on world 6 in 3D Land. I don't go for the "perfectionist achievements" like the million coin challenge or getting every star coin; I wait until after I've beaten the game to do that. I've also made a habit of ignoring the P-Wing and Invincible Tanooki blocks when/if they appear. I know I die a whole lot, and fuck you for thinking I'm incompetent, Nintendo.

I only need the last coins in world 9 to complete NSMBW, but I don't have that much time to play it and they're not really easy to get :/

NSMB2™ looks good, but the amount of advertising is REALLY ticking me off, I mean, an entire video on Nintendo Video™ pretty much says "Go play NSMB2™ NOW".

Kid Icarus Uprising got 6 videos, granted they were animations that 3 companies wanted to do.

Still, getting mad at Nintendo for advertising their stuff on Nintendo Video, their own applet on the 3DS, is a bit silly. Especially since you choose whether to watch it.

Plus, all the title says pretty much has nothing to do with the real video. It just says something about self-defense when it comes to technology.