AWKWARD ZOMBIE

I AM A GOD! -mariokart
I then proceed to fall off 274 times on rainbow road.

Wait those were kobolds? I thought they were dragons?! YOU LIEEED TO ME!! -DDO

Holy mother crap jesus on a fucking unicycle raping kittens!! -DDO after an ice mephit popped out of a vent

NAGAS WILL KICK UR booty! -WOW at the time that I thought nagas were awesome (I was really young then)

WHAT IS THIS MADNESS! -Every game I ever played

I named my pokemon Mr. Awesomepants
My sister : That pokemon's female... -pokemon

THEY AREN"T SUPPOSED TO HAVE GIANT DEMONS, I'M THE DEMONS! -Some flash game

Get here and play before I kill your brother. -Said to my sister while playing mariokart

Yay killin puppies in the name of the church! -DDO

I talk in all caps...

"Oh God, oh God, refill! Refill! DAMMIT!"

(running around, dodging while waiting for my Curaga to load back up. Then suddenly, lightning. Lightning everywhere.

"Oh, Bill, you so crazy-- Wait, what WHAT ARE YOU DOING ;_;" - Me around the time Bill went to sacrifice himself in The Sacrifice

"Ahhhhh....ahhhh...health.....nice, healthy health...."

-getting a coin after having only one health point left in Super Mario Galaxy.

Luke the problem is you keep getting shot. - My friend to me when I played MW2 first time.

COME HERE YOU FUCKING ZOMBIE I WANT TO MAKE YOU LOOK SO FUCKING PRETTY GET THE FUCK OVER HERE DO YOU WANT A SUPER FANTABULOUS MAKEOVER OR NOT
Playing Dead Rising 1 for the first time at a friends house, trying to get a servbot hat on a random zombie

"Finaly some peace and quiet" as windows explode in a faceshatering dog attack playing resident evil while running through the two dog hallway, the second time, forgeting I hadn't killed them.

Me: "You have a rifle. You have a rifle. You have a rifle. You have a-"
Friend: "Shut up, Derrick, its a cutscene."

Playing 2P on RE5 when Wesker leaves to board his ship. We were at a vantage point, separated by a giant freaking canyon, we both had rifles, and there were only two people down there. I thought it made sense.

Also:

"Oh, God, we're gonna die! No, wait, you are."
Same RE5 game, but on the incinerating conveyor belt scattered with leap-at-your-face-and-maul-you zombies. I dodged one, but my friend didn't. It held him all the way to the incinerator. ;-;

"Your mom is a classy lady!"

Shouted during a round of Reach, inspired by Penny Arcade.

"Is this an action Scene" playing RE5 RIGHT BEFORE you have to push the bottons in the action scene while runing away from whats-her-name-tentacle monster on the second to last level On 2P. We died the first time

"Ow my life!"

"Hands off my Sillyface!" Shouted at Vamp when he grabbed Emma, whom was affectionately named Sillyface by me. MGS2

Hurry up and kill her already- Fable 2 start

I only want my dog, i dont want my sister- Fable 2

Its a hologram- Halo Reach, it wasnt a hologram.

I want to sleep with her already!-SSBM as jiglypuff

I hate you AIDS giving rat- super scriblenauts

What else was i supposed to think the rocket launcher was for. I didnt think it would kill her.-RE4 trying to free ashly from restraints.

(this was when i was really young) Yay a mushrom, wait why did i die?- early mario game.

What use is the internet on the wii- first time i heard about internet channel(i typed all this on my wii)

i remember when i was playing Fable 2 with a friend, we were gonna coop all the way through at his house.
he asked me why i kept hitting Rose
"She is so obviously going to die as soon as were done here, this is Fable after all, might as well get it out of the way early"

I didn't say this, but a friend in my class did(i don't know how he is still my friend after this)
"Goldeneye, that game sucked balls. Why would they ever remake it. Worst nintendo game ever"
I hope he sees the light.