AWKWARD ZOMBIE

I finally did it, I have beaten everything on hard with The Lost. All I have left is Real Platinum God and I have 100% the game.

Aaand beat Mom's Heart with the power of Soy Milk, luckily I got a Dark Bum and How to Jump, so I was able to stock up on soul hearts before the battle.

The only thing I kind of don't like so far is the music, minus the main menu music, because I always love music with soft choirs, and I really like the Caves music, and the Womb is all sorts of creepy...though I miss that muffled Piano sound the original had.

Now to start seeing about unlocking those other characters.

If any one was wondering about it like I was, The Empress does seem to stack with Whore of Babylon

Apparently Utero decided to pay me a visit on my first return to the Womb, I'm surprised I even survived and beat Moms heart again.

Now to try and go for It Lives, god knows I won't have the luck to enter Sheol again.

Ah, Isaac. One of the most atmospheric, crypticish, and fun games ever, but hard. It's like Dark Souls met Zelda.
You have no idea how many times I was bodaciously on a roll, and then a random pop-up from my computer killed me.

Unlocked Azazel.

Game hardness -1

Already beat Satan 2 times.

And finally took on and bitten It Lives, thank god for Tammy's Head + Azazel.

Now for the Cathedral, holy. shit. The Cathedral...

I've never been so disturbed, interested, and absolutely blown away at a level in my entire life.

THAT. was fun, buuut gotta beat Satan one more time to get the Polaroid, so woo!

Finally that shit took forever.

Finally got around to doing more Isaac, I've beaten ??? in the chest, once again thanks to Azazel, and now I gotta go beat Mega Satan. Gotta say, this part of BoI's story is REALLY freakin' interesting, and I love it so much for letting you pick between Sheol and the Cathedral.

I still gotta do all the other characters.

Sigh.

Did an Isaac run, got Sharp Plug, went into an Angel Room with Item, blew up the Statue to get another item to reroll, bodaciously killed myself trying to get Godhead, nothing.
Next run, first Angel room has God Head already sitting there. Still lose the run because I had Libra and that lowered the damage significantly.
So yeah, I got Real Platinum god now.

i'm so annoyed at how little we know about the dlc. i mean, price, release date, we don't have a clue about any of it.

I'm also annoyed because i threw a really good lost run to a spike tile.

so annoyance all around.

i just had a lost run with soy milk and libra.

i accidentally ran into the MoI during boss rush.

my blood is pure sodium.

So.

I uh, thought I wasn't going to do a Mega-Satan run, but a devil chest gave me the 2nd key piece I needed after it took me to an angel room, I got Breath of life there, and now I'm just waiting for my HP to regenerate. I gotta say, I've NEVER been this terrified to take on a boss before, probably because I'm afraid of losing after all this effort, but I'm actually afraid of fighting Mega Satan, and that's never happened to me with any other Final boss before.

I think in this games sense, quite bodaciously, god can't help me.

EDIT: GOD BLESS YOU DRY BABY AND YOUR BEAUTIFUL TEAR BLOCKING ABILITIES, BULLET HELL? MORE LIKE "HIDE LIKE A WHIMP AND WIN!"

oh dang.

OH DANG.

U GUYS READY!?

i'm not because i don't have a new 3ds but ARE YOU GUYS!?

HALLELUJAH THEY FINALLY GOT IT ON THE 3DS. MY BODY IS READY FOR PORTABLE ISAAC BLISS.