Mortal K-K-K-K-Kombat!

Chaossebba · **Posted:** Wed May 04, 2011 7:09 am

Mortal Kombat drinking game

Everytime someone picks Kung Lao either before or after you beat them, you drink.

Guaranteed way to get wasted

Crushter · **Posted:** Wed May 04, 2011 8:50 am

Kung Lao ain't even that good

(block)

whoops

Dojang · **Joined:** Tue May 03, 2011 1:44 am **Posts:** 152

While you guys are having fun, spare a thought for those less fortunate.
http://au.ps3.ign.com/articles/115/1152077p1.html

Bill Nye the Science Guy · **Posted:** Wed May 04, 2011 10:01 am

PS3 exclusive: Kratos
Xbox 360 exclusive: online multiplayer

Crushter · **Posted:** Wed May 04, 2011 10:52 am

HAH

Bill you crazy

I wish we did have someone like RAAM or Jack of Blades though

Bill Nye the Science Guy · **Posted:** Wed May 04, 2011 11:22 am

having Marcus Fenix would have been boss to be honest
or better yet
Carmine
infact anyone from Gears

Chaossebba · **Posted:** Wed May 04, 2011 11:33 am

Oh man wussy carmine would've been boss, his fatality would be him trying to load his gun properly and it misfires into his opponent.

Bill Nye the Science Guy · **Posted:** Wed May 04, 2011 11:33 am

Chaossebba wrote:

Oh man wussy carmine would've been boss, his fatality would be him trying to load his gun properly and it misfires into his opponent.

fucking FUND IT

his other one would be a sniper aiming for his head, he ducks and it hits the opponent

Crushter · **Posted:** Wed May 04, 2011 11:40 am

Jack Of Blades man

that shit would have been great. You got magic spells and shit, fatality could involve his minions or something, and the Sword of Aeons.

Chaossebba · **Posted:** Wed May 04, 2011 11:57 am

"Carmine's world was a world torn by war against the Locust. One day Carmine found himself fighting in the trenches when a portal to Outworld pulled him through right before a mortar strike hit his squad. The sorcerer Quan Chi was angered because Carmine was not the one he intended to summon, Carmine finds out that the portal was meant for Marcus Fenix instead.
Strangely enough, Carmine was able to escape the sorcerer's lair and get away.
Utterly out of his league and in the face of almost certain doom, Carmine decides to fight in Mortal Kombat in order to get back to his teammates and leave this terrifying world behind him."

I suck at stories.

Bill Nye the Science Guy · **Posted:** Wed May 04, 2011 12:12 pm

Quote:

17:46 - |HJH| Le CHOSE: Since I was bored and have nothing to do
17:46 - |HJH| Le CHOSE: HERES CARMINE'S SHITTY ORIGIN STORY FOR MK
17:46 - |HJH| Le CHOSE: "Carmine's world was a world torn by war against the Locust. One day Carmine found himself fighting in the trenches when a portal to Outworld pulled him through right before a mortar strike hit his squad. The sorcerer Quan Chi was angered because Carmine was not the one he intended to summon, Carmine finds out that the portal was meant for Marcus Fenix instead.
Strangely enough, Carmine was able to escape the sorcerer's lair and get away.
Utterly out of his league and in the face of almost certain doom, Carmine decides to fight in Mortal Kombat in order to get back to his teammates and leave this terrifying world behind him."
17:46 - |HJH| Le CHOSE: tell me you wouldnt buy that
17:46 - |HJH| Le CHOSE: CARMINE - DLC for MK9
17:46 - SHOCKMASTER: i would fucking
17:46 - SHOCKMASTER: buy that
17:46 - SHOCKMASTER: so ahrd
17:47 - |HJH| Le CHOSE: Also
17:47 - SHOCKMASTER: >spongebobholdinghiswalletcontainingfrywhosholdinganotherspongebobholdingawallet.jpg

Quote:

17:48 - |HJH| Le CHOSE: How the shit would his ending work though
17:48 - SHOCKMASTER: he would die
17:48 - SHOCKMASTER: duh
17:48 - |HJH| Le CHOSE: nah
17:48 - |HJH| Le CHOSE: I was thinking
17:48 - |HJH| Le CHOSE: He is able to bring shao kahn down against all odds
17:48 - SHOCKMASTER: he becomes the new shao khan
17:48 - SHOCKMASTER: goes back to earth
17:48 - SHOCKMASTER: HEY MARCUS
17:48 - SHOCKMASTER: LOOK WHAT I DID
17:49 - |HJH| Le CHOSE: "Carmine finally is able to get back to his world thanks to the defeat of Shao Kahn. Thanks to the help of Raiden and the Elder Gods, he is once again in his world and finds himself in the barracks. He however, dies the next day due to a stray sniper shot."

DISCUSSIONS

Chaossebba · **Posted:** Wed May 04, 2011 5:27 pm

So if you link your profile on the MK site and link it to your game copy with a NetKode thing, you can view detailed stats and stuff which is pretty daisies neat.

Linked because kinda big: http://img717.imageshack.us/img717/2526/johnnyeffingcage.png

bluebunnyram · **Posted:** Wed May 04, 2011 5:46 pm

My bro and I played last night. It was most excellent, except I kept pissing him off because I've been playing it way longer.
I'm sure once I play my bestie Romi I'll be singing a different tune.
She'll be Kitana and I'll be Raiden and Raiden'll get nervous because Kitana is eyeing him up and then he'll trip and
and

Bill Nye the Science Guy · **Posted:** Thu May 05, 2011 2:00 am

Oh god Raiden, dont talk about Raiden
Also sebba
>27 wins
>8 losses
Nigga what

Chaossebba · **Posted:** Thu May 05, 2011 4:44 am

i dont play alot of ranked because the time it takes to find a match in there I can go jog for 30 minutes, read a book and make a paper mache statue of Stryker

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