Enough of this madness! Today's guest pokemon is
Zoosmell Pooplord!
Well here we go again. Wanna sing dude?
I'm a girl.
...oh haha very funny hohohoho good one man
I...I'm not joking.
But...but...
Continuing through the cave, it turns out that way was a complete waste of time!
Like everything you do.
No need to be so mean.
What's this guy have to say?
Oh god Youngster Joey duck and cover duck and cover
It's the legendary rattata!
What's so legendary about it? It's not even shiny.
It's in the top percent of rattatas!
...why are you the trainer again?
Oh yes, spitting and pissing on it will surely be more damaging than biting or tackling!
Yeah, it has STAB
What does that mean? Fluids can't stab!
It's too complicated for you to understand, Zoosmell.
SWITCH THAT FUCKER OUT FOR MEEEEEEE
Okay, okay.
You know, maybe there's a reason I prefer a spitting and biting monster as opposed to you!
Once I've been evolved, I'll be more useful! Hey, what are you evolving me into anyway? It's a big thing!
Actually, I'm going to leave that to the strong whim of democracy. But now that I know you are a girl-and you sure don't act like one-
Hey!
I might narrow my decision.
Well what do you mean by that
You sick, disgusting fuck.
Well, that's done.
What are the odds of this guy attacking us?
At this point in the game? 120%.
Oh god, it looks like Mt. St. Lardass is erupting! Everyone run!
Honestly more worried about that hideous beard. In a general estimate, it looks to be the size of a small forest! Try to see if you can catch any wild pokemon in it.
A wild Onix appeared!
Gotta catch it!
What, you ran out of potato chips?
You need to buy another scale?
People are telling you your legs are getting shorter, but you can't tell?
You're really bad at this.
Sorry...
Now we're here! And look, there's that guy in black again!
There has been a recent outbreak of Pedobear. All little kids should leave immediately.
Oh the humanity.
Everybody! Bite that rat!
And now we go this way. Hey, what are those weird things to the south?
Passages to hell?
Seems pretty likely.
More red-static things.
Oh look, a dead end!
The worst part is this is only the first dungeon. Imagine him in Victory Road! Hey!
Oh and now we're here.
Any curiosities as to why they're just sitting there out in the open, and no one decided to pick them up earlier?
None whatsoever.
OH GAWD CREEPY NERD POSER
MY EYES
THEY BURN WITH HORROR
No one wants your calendar.
Get him away from me
Hell yeah, I want a Kabuto.
where you can turn it into a Kabuto. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know.
How do you know that?
...Advertisements?
Well, he has more discipline than Jack Noir.
Oh man, thank god I didn't have to go with that buttmunch.
Oho! So you're glad you sided with me, eh?
Not even close.
What is it, Zoosmell?
That's not my voice!
Well sorry! It sounded feminine, and we haven't really met any girl characters, so far...
My voice definitely has a more...red feel to it.
Oh go on, break the fourth wall. See what I care.
Wait a second...Le Chaz? No, even worse....
THE ANIME IS COLLIDING DIRECTLY WITH THE GAME!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
They could've made double battles right here! But they had to wait until RSE!
Probably didn't have memory or something to support it. You're thinking irrationally.Shut up! You're not a girl!
As predictable of everything in this cave, it goes down in one bite.
Great, now the fishy is stronger than me!
That's right
of 28 mph. If Team Magma is going at 18 mph, how far ahead of Team Magma will Team Rocket be by 5 hours?
Congratulations, you just made the anime even lamer.
FINALLY! WE ARE OUT OF THE CAVE! FREEDOM! FRESH AIR! NO MORE ROCKETS AND CREEPY NERD POSERS!
AND TALL GRASS IN A NEW ROUTE! YESSS
PEOPLE LEAVING TMs EVERYWHERE, THAT HASN'T CHANGED
Why are you speaking so loudly?
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT
Might as well teach it to Dead Jizz. Hey, Dead Jizz, what have you been doing while we were running amok.
Got high, ate candy.
Good on you, bud!
Growl is removed.
Maybe I should have waited to get Top Percent out of my PC first.
Amazingly I got out of the grass without running into anything.
Obviously because I was scaring everyone off with my ferocity.
Maybe you were scaring them all off with your horrible gender confusion?
I told you I'm a girl!
The color changed! We must be in Cerulean City.
You can't always get what you want...
But if you try, sometimes you might find...
You get what you need!
Wait a sec, this isn't a PokeCenter.
Dumbass!
Oh hell no.
Time to get ready for catching!
Oh great, another Phil.
Toppercent, please just get a critical hit and kill it.
Dammit. Also, this retarded Spearow tried to eat the PokeBall.
Zoosmell persuades me to be more considerate to our female members.
Step 2 is to rename me.
Look, Zoosmell, it's you as a Vaporeon!
*implied slap*
Yeah, I know.
I believe he was referring to me.
Orrrdish.
Oddish?
Orrrrrdish.
Oh god not this douchebag.
I caught a fish, a rat, and three of the same bird, one of which is dead!
This fight seems a little obvious.
So does this next one.
He also has a Rattata, and Zoosmell makes quick work of it. Good boy!
I'M. A. FUCKING. GIRL. 
Yeah, whatever.
Ok, so if you were really a "girl," then wouldn't this fight end in Jack's Eevee not being able to hit back and/or sexual tension?
Not if Jack's Eevee is retarded.
666! 666!
Calm down, Zoosmell! We all want to hurt him, but there are people watching!
rrrrrrr....
What a douche!
RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Turns out we didn't take a single hit point of damage during that fight! How horrifically over leveled are we, anyway?
And by we, you mean-
Yeah, that one's old.
Hey, this looks like a good place to stop! Next time: Nigg- I mean Nugget Bridge and more!
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