AWKWARD ZOMBIE

"NO I KILLED YOU FIRST"

Mortal Kombat.



EDIT:this page get thing is getting creepy

Yelling at Lubba in SMG2 "I KNOW MY BATTERIES ARE DYING, SO SHUT UP!!!"

Playing Sly 2 fighting the Contessa.

We both had one hit before we died, so I spammed Square. We both hit each other at the same time, and I screamed "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! YOU FUCKING SPIDER HOW COULD YOU YOU SHOULD BE DIED!"

Then I noticed I somehow won the fight because of the cutscene and I'm like WUT.

"Oh no, he's going to kill us with...BAD REVIEWS!"
Cut scene before the fight with Jaspers in Gloria's Theater.
Cue my surprise when I lost against him by getting hit by FOUL.

Playing through MGS3 again.

The Pain:

Tommy gun!

Shotgun. I win.

Grenade!

Shotgun. I still win.

The pain! The Pain! THE PAIN!

Shut up an' explode already!

The Deadliest Warrior game with my buddy Clint:

Clint: "That's not a Native American, that's an Apache."

Me: "..."

"Make it explode."
Some random inanimate object while watching a Reach multiplayer game last night.

"yes it's the covenant even though you have spaceships in orbit along with airships to drop us in, and even more so the fact you can look through our helmets to see what we're doing. just thought you'd should know."

"Dont make me get angry!" *accidentally shoots Halo enemy that jumped onto walkway*

Friend: "Where are you?" *gets ambushed*

Me: "Right Here"

players 2-4: "alright, screw free for all, lets all just try to kill Ness"

Player 1 (me): *dodges three smash attacks, grabs Smash Ball* "Kill what now?"

"GUYS, ARE YOU JUST GOING TO LEAVE ME FOR DEAD?" After getting incapped by a horde of zombies. I then remembered the game I was playing.

"Obviously I can't talk to you because I'm in the sea."
Soulsilver has weird rules.

"Stop killing me!" ~ Pretty much every FPS ever. Or every game ever.

Get out of the fire! Get out of the fire! Get out of the fucking fire! You know what? Fuck this.

...Every World of Warcraft fight, ever.

Me: "Suplex it!"

Insert Fail: "Too late I suplexed it!"

Not quite playing a game, but close enough. 2 of my friends and I were talking on skype while waiting for WoW to come back up on 4.0 day. One of them hadn't background downloaded and was complaining about his firewall.
Friend 1: AGH STUPID FIREWALL BLOCKING MY PATCH
Friend 2: Why do they call it a firewall anyway?
Friend 1: BECAUSE OF NAPOLEON.
It was the most random thing he's ever said.