AWKWARD ZOMBIE

uh okay

well i'm gonna like

update later

or something

edit: ok update now lets do this



look at all this fire in the fiery path



oh man maybe i'll catch a numel or something cool



nevermind

since machop is garbage i don't catch it and move on instead



oh my god the exit is right there just let me go jfc



hisssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

go away demon spawn



thank god



finally, fresh air and non-shitty pokemon



i pick a few berries before i battle those guys to my right



ok i was prepared for a double battle but i guess not



translators note: he means his pokemon are shit



i was going to say something witty but then this screenshot came up



no homo, ma'am



she says she's somewhat decent

i'm sure you are

just not in this universe



proof she's shit: she has a fucking roselia get a gloom and be better at life



i take her cheddar and go



baaaaalls i need to go there so i can get a trapiiiinnncchhhh



i toughen them up how i toughen up my men: with whips and hot wax

;))))



you're a goddamn flunky trainer you are not allowed to use potions motherfucker



oh shit

well that shitty electrike almost took out marcato but marcato managed to pull through



haha fuck youuuu



wailmer is mad cute despite being as useful as magikarp



he is beaten in an unsurprising turn of events



who even says behooves



a'ight i'm gonna skip this guy's dialogue and tell ya'll what's what

in gen 3 by using the move secret power that this guy gives you, you can make your own secret base in any tree that isn't part of a forest, like that one, or in a cave with a small indent in it as you might've seen in some of my other screen shots. you can put plushes, rugs, chairs, plants, etc. in the secret base and it's pretty neat, actually. it doesn't actually accomplish anything, but it's a nice little effect all on its own

they tried to do this again in gen IV but it wasn't as effective as you had to do shit with your friends in the underground to get rocks out of your base and get more space, and if you're like me and didn't have a DSi or up and had to deal with the shitty non-wifi on the ds lite, well, the only thing worth doing in the underground was screwing around digging up gems and stuff



i ollie away from him and go to this house off from the road. you can heal your dumb pokemon up by sleeping in this old lady's house



she's pretty rad



except for that she's really pushy on getting you to stay there like 20 million times so you have to make sure you don't fuck up and say yes 20 times like i did

btw if you get interviewed by gabby and ty your interview gets featured on a tv. the tv is kinda eh but if you want to feel narcissistic and indulge your ego you can watch it whenever



i also forgot to mention that you can only get up these hill things if you have the mach bike

gotta go fast



2 fast 2 furious



but that

but that's the point of the game



all he did was send out a lone machop and it was lame as hell



i talk to this lady and she gives me a razz berry

oh

a razz berry

nintendo you clever fucks



me trying

hahahahahahahahahahh



why is your hair green



i hate wingull with a burning passion

like it's unfathomable



i should probs switch out tho



oh my god just fuck right off



assist is a really luck based move but it's really good if you get a good move unlike what i got



god why do you torture me so



i switch to keeg because pumkin was low on health and keeg takes it down

wingull is awful i am never catching one



then she sent out numel and numel is shit tier so i took it down easily



ugghhhhhhhhhhhh



god dammit just go away

let me get to fallarbor please



i go back and heal up before heading on any farther



i'm so close i can taste it

or maybe that's the volcanic ash



ugh oh my god just let me get to fallarbor please



spinda is mad cute but mad useless



caught it anyway tho



have fun being shoved in a box, cori



these little pockets of sand usually have shit in them so i'm gonna try and get as much stuff as i can



oh boy



always get koffing first always always always get koffing first

baltoy is shit so don't even focus on it



i beat them and take their lunch cheddar



then there's this nerd i have to fight ughh



why is he talking to me like a shy anime girl trying to impress their senpai



the fuck kinda name is wyatt



he sends out two arons to try and impress me and unfortunately i beat their fucking heads in

gomen



i beat a few more trainers and get another person registered in the pokenav before i continue on



...wow



how unexpected



all right i'm almost there. better fight this little shit before i forget



koffing is so awful i hate koffing so much



uuuuuuggggghhhhhhhhhh



PROOF OF WHY KOFFING SUCKS SO HAAAARRRDDDDD



keeg manages to pull through thankfully



ughhh



if i can get pumkin to lower its accuracy enough hopefully if it selfdestructs it'll miss



pumkin manages to take out the second koffing after i heal her poisoning a few times



all right marcato it's up to you to take on the last one do you think you can do it



cmon i know you can do thissss



oh



...



i



why do i keep fucking up



i'm sorry



look this isn't a good time i'll talk to you later at your house



i'm so sorry



fucking hell

need moar LP

In memoriam:

Oh boy I'm useless

Just like real life~!

I KNEW IT

using a bug type up until fallarbor

lol

We can always look back at the good days.

Remember The Goonies?

It's okay Marcato, now you're a ghost type like us.

We'll show Tate and Liza who's boss!

No we won't.

I want to be the next ghost pokemon.
Or Vulpix. PLEASE GET A VULPIX AT THAT DEAD PLACE ISLAND.

Unless you find a dragon. Or something rad.

you will be named what you will be named (◡‿◡✿)

The collage of dead friends grows ever-larger.

I'm still alive and kicking
LIKE A MOTHERFUCKER

I am Unborn.

Fear me.

You're going to have so much fun with the later gyms.