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[Citation Needed] · **Posted:** Thu Apr 12, 2012 4:21 pm

I'm playing 2. They were like "yeah he is a prisoner here we need to get him out". I was picturing a cool character, like Kaidan.

and then I get there and its like "oh look Jack is an enormous asshole. also a woman. with no clothes on."

Galaxy Man · **Posted:** Thu Apr 12, 2012 7:03 pm

honestly i expected it, actually

I dunno, when I heard the Warden dude talking about her, I imagined someone who didn't look the part, which made them so scary. So I was thinking she was more than likely some chick who was just a total bitch all the time.

what surprised me was my immediate inability to tell what was clothing and what was tattoos

Lambeth · **Posted:** Thu Apr 12, 2012 8:21 pm

Galaxy Man wrote:

honestly i expected it, actually

It's played up to be a total surprise in-game but if you paid attention to the marketing before ME2 got released they make no secret of the fact jack is a chick.

Dan de Board · **Posted:** Thu Apr 12, 2012 8:25 pm

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Galaxy Man · **Posted:** Thu Apr 12, 2012 8:36 pm

Lambeth wrote:

Galaxy Man wrote:

honestly i expected it, actually

It's played up to be a total surprise in-game but if you paid attention to the marketing before ME2 got released they make no secret of the fact jack is a chick.

I didn't even know about the series until I saw the demo for 2 on XBLA and was like "hey it's bioware lets see what they fucked up this time" and then was dragged in when it was surprisingly actually pretty fucking good.

Sloth · **Posted:** Thu Apr 12, 2012 8:46 pm

I already knew about Jack because one of the ads showed her breaking out of the containment restraints, and how an Insider Xbox thing did a little segment on her.

Otherwise, yeah I would have been surprised quite a bit.

[Citation Needed] · **Posted:** Thu Apr 12, 2012 9:56 pm

Man, the quarians have to be the best species ever.

iamthelordhitman · **Posted:** Thu Apr 12, 2012 10:09 pm

yes and no

i love em because of their techy stuff, culture, etc

i think they are the most retarded race out there because the more you learn of the geth, the more you learn that the quarians completely fucked themselves with no help from any outside force. the geth didnt even chase them, they just chilled on the planet, basically waiting till they came back and apologized more or less

also for multi-player ppl, if you play on the new maps during the weekend you will get a crate with at least one of the new classes guaranteed.

of course i still havent gotten my shit yet for promoting 2 ppl for the last one so WHAT DO I KNOW

Flicky · **Posted:** Fri Apr 13, 2012 1:18 am

Dan de Board wrote:

Relevant:

jackplay.jpg

How hard must that have been to get the nipples under the belts?

[Insert Fail] · **Posted:** Fri Apr 13, 2012 2:10 am

She's wearing a body suit.

Galaxy Man · **Posted:** Fri Apr 13, 2012 3:39 am

iamthelordhitman wrote:

i think they are the most retarded race out there because the more you learn of the geth, the more you learn that the quarians completely fucked themselves with no help from any outside force. the geth didnt even chase them, they just chilled on the planet, basically waiting till they came back and apologized more or less

It's a bit more complicated than that. The Quarian people as a whole were all for allowing the Geth to stay alive, and actually didn't want a war. The government however pretty much overruled that.

Then after everything was said and done, they passed stories down of how the Geth unfairly drove them off the homeworld, notably lacking the bits that involved the bit where half of everyone was fine with sentient Geth and didn't want the war. They also emphasized eventually getting the homeworld back, and that Geth were merciless killers of organics.

So it's less just plain stupidity, and more ignorance. None of them know anything about what really happened, or even that the Geth WANT to share the world with them, and by the time they do learn it they're already fighting the war.

Tetrunes · **Posted:** Fri Apr 13, 2012 8:46 am

This time on: Runes' Galactic Tale, Episode 4, The Captured Colonist:

This is really amaising writing in my opinion, I'm actually thinking of using this file as my main file now. The third person voice emphasizes her blight, never even allowed to be herself. I feel good about what happened here. I had her take the sedative herself, and everything was alright.

I keep thinking of a Rice corporation in the Terminus Systems called Bataran's!, and laugh.

Because Zataran's

Crushter · **Posted:** Fri Apr 13, 2012 11:43 am

[Citation Needed] wrote:

I'm playing 2. They were like "yeah he is a prisoner here we need to get him out". I was picturing a cool character, like Kaidan.

and then I get there and its like "oh look Jack is an enormous asshole. also a woman. with no clothes on."

Kill yourself immediately.

Sloth · **Posted:** Fri Apr 13, 2012 11:52 am

Speaking of Jack I just met up with her on the Citadel.
I still don't get her haircut but it was cool seeing her again.

Crushter · **Posted:** Fri Apr 13, 2012 3:47 pm

Still the best waifu with the least screen time

there's a reason I have Geth Primes on the ground on Earth.

AWKWARD ZOMBIE

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