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 Post subject: Re: Mass Effect general
PostPosted: Mon Apr 09, 2012 12:04 pm 
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WOOO beat ME:1
Can't wait to keep the moves on Liara
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Near the end I got Krogan Battlemaster armo(u)r and Tungsten VII rounds.
Muwawawawaw

The hilarity is that I went through the ENTIRE GAME with Scorpion I armo(u)r.

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 Post subject: Re: Mass Effect general
PostPosted: Mon Apr 09, 2012 12:41 pm 
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Who's she replaced by if she died in 2?


I think it's that one girl who talks the most during the Biotic segment of Grissom Academy that's not Jack.

Don't even bother asking me for her name.

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 Post subject: Re: Mass Effect general
PostPosted: Mon Apr 09, 2012 12:52 pm 
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OH, I forgot, in Mass Effect2, I get to kill Miranda!

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 Post subject: Re: Mass Effect general
PostPosted: Mon Apr 09, 2012 1:02 pm 
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You can get her killed in 3 too, along with a "touching" death scene

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 Post subject: Re: Mass Effect general
PostPosted: Mon Apr 09, 2012 1:07 pm 
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I was reading the romance bits in the mass effect wiki. and there's a way you can "lock in" a relation with miranda, and that would ruin my game for me...

EDIT: It forces you into the relationship.

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 Post subject: Re: Mass Effect general
PostPosted: Mon Apr 09, 2012 1:53 pm 
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Yeah but that's bodaciously only if you decide to do so. You have to say "yeah sure" right there and naturally saying you want to be in a relationship will put you in one.

If you don't get into it, you don't get into it.



's pretty fuckin' simple

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 Post subject: Re: Mass Effect general
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i would totally buy the Tali one

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 Post subject: Re: Mass Effect general
PostPosted: Mon Apr 09, 2012 3:47 pm 
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I think the tiddies on it would make it look quite weird.


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 Post subject: Re: Mass Effect general
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I don't know why everyone attacks miranda's teeth, samara's teeth scare the shit out of me.

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 Post subject: Re: Mass Effect general
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SPOILER I figure I may as well post this here


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 Post subject: Re: Mass Effect general
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The Wrex, Collector, Garrus, and Kal'Reegar hoodies are the best ones.

The tiddies on all the girl ones just look off.

unless they're like for women only then i guess it kinda makes sense in a weird way

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 Post subject: Re: Mass Effect general
PostPosted: Mon Apr 09, 2012 8:14 pm 
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so Shepard hallucinates that he/she fails before dying?
That's infinitely worse than the real ending. You win but your Shepard doesn't even get the satisfaction of knowing it? That's sort of epic bullshit.

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 Post subject: Re: Mass Effect general
PostPosted: Mon Apr 09, 2012 8:29 pm 
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so Shepard hallucinates that he/she fails before dying?

Did we watch the same video?

Shep activates the Crucible. She doesn't get a message saying it doesn't, like in the actual ending. Ergo, the Crucible works as intended. She sits there, watching it fire. I'm pretty sure there's no way for her to assume she fails in any way.


did you watch the whole video?

Directly after it fires off, Shepard walks out, then "wakes up" on Earth, and dies in the arms of the love interest. This is then revealed to have been a hallucination and Shepard is actually dead/dying. So the last thing Shepard "sees" is them dying before even reaching the Citadel, and thinking their victory was just a hallucination in a weird double retarded twist.

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 Post subject: Re: Mass Effect general
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I guess it could be taken that way. I saw it as her reaching the portal back, then thinking she was "waking up" having never made it back in the first place. There still seemed to be fighting, which implies the Reapers were still there.

I still don't like it. If just for HOW Shepard dies. It's either dying peacefully on The Citadel next to Anderson, or going out fighting by activating The Crucible. It's one of the points I liked about the ending, Shepard dosen't just die, he/she fights for this death because they know it will end everything. The Control ending is a perfect example, Shepard has to struggle to keep a hold on it, and it just makes it that much better because it's visibly hard and the only way Shepard accomplishes it is willpower.

I like the idea of Shepard fighting till the very end, even if it means fighting into his/her own grave. It fits the character better and is far more satisfactory than "win, die slowly pretend everything is okay now/you failed miserably"

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