AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Here's a hint as to what happens: The sniper is a crossbow/bow. They fire forms of arrows.

IF something happens

I think I might kill myself

http://cloud.steampowered.com/ugc/11351 ... 22802E7AD/

Oh, and I got Sledge's Shotgun

Spend over 500k+ on the slots throughout the game, get nothing, decide to focus on main quest, (spoiler alert?)get this on last boss.

And then Knuckledragger is generous.

Also found a PANK weapon off a loot chub earlier on.

Aw darn, they messed up the stats and stuff.

That +200% melee or whatever was the best part.

Trust me, when you get Sledge's Shotgun in True Vault Hunter Mode, it's much much better. In fact the sheer damage output easily hits over the displayed number stats very often. I've seen 120K pop up repeatedly.

i've felt terrible because thus far, my group has only encountered PANK pistols or smgs and they've given up every last one to me.

luckily we've started to get purple versions of other guns that the others can use, so it's not that bad. though i'm honestly waiting for karma to give us some gold assault rifles or snipers early on in our 2nd play through. i will of course have to wait for a gold smg or pistol until the end of it.

Midgemong drops a gold Torgue called KerBlaster or something. Fires a gyrojet that then drops a grenade upon exploding.
So yeah that drops pretty early on.

I will never give up this talking robot shotgun

I will transport it to all my games and have him transcend mortality

They hide the effects in the red text now

It fires twice, regardless of whether you want them too

My multiplayer character is adult Dexter from the Dexter's Lab movie

Turns out this game has a feature that tells you when your network connection appears again even if youre not signed into LIVE. Thats a nice touch

Just got to level 18 in my Zer0 run, so now I can start using melee as a legitimate tactic what with Executi0n.
I immediately after getting that skill try to execute a GUN Loader who was standing on a car.

I flew straight upwards at him

missed

then continued forward in an arc off the cliff behind him.

i have a feeling this will not be the last time

edit: holy fuck i can execute in midair

i just chased a repair surveyor upwards

whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat

Claptrap's birthday party was one of the most awkward game moments ever

All right. Fuck this game.
Spoilers for all caps, gratuitous cursing rant.

FUCKING BUNKER PIECE OF SHIT BOSS ON MY FUCKING 2ND PLAY THROUGH. PIECE OF SHIT WON'T FUCKING DIE AND ALL MY ROCKETS ARE GONE AND I FUCKING DIED TOO MUCH SO NOW ALL OF MY FUCKING cheddar IS GONE FUCKING HELL WHAT THE FUCK. NONE OF MY GOD daisies FRIENDS WILL HELP ME BECAUSE THEY ARE ALL FUCKING ASSHOLES. OH WHOOPS LOOKS LIKE AN EXP LOADER SNUCK UP BEHIND ME AND BLEW ME OFF THE EDGE WHEN THE BUNKER WAS DOWN TO FUCKING ONE PIXEL OF HEALTH TIME TO DO IT ALL OVER AGAIN BECAUSE FUCK THIS GAME. FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK.

Bunk3r is just a survival boss. He takes a lot of hits, but generally he's actually not around so a good tactic is to watch for him to get close, hit him with a bunch of crits at once, then start taking out all the loaders that are around.

If you can last for the first quarter of his health, things start getting pretty easy. You also want to watch for slabs dropping you health and note where it is for future need.

Otherwise he's fuckin' easy none of his attacks are any sort of hard to avoid or damaging.