AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Stop pressing the button when the fish starts pulling. Also get the Rod of Champions as soon as possible. It's at least 1.5 times better.

Crap, now I have to update. Cursed bumps!

Welp, I just found out that Imagejew has decided to limit all non-premium members to 500 images. Meaning my entire LP will disappear on April 1st.

So let's ignore that and continue

imgur tends to be really good

Oh boy, we're gonna save some stupid kid who decided that it would be a good idea to go to a cave full of deformed children.









Hmmmm...





The kid can wait, there's probably nothing important going on over there anyway.







Okay, so like...



Hey there...door. I really like your...beard.



Um...okay then.



Oh my love, close your lips and dance with me. Feel the passion of our feet.



Oh right...you're a door.



Here, just have a fuckin' engagement ring.







That was stupid.



Oh, that's cool. It's a bed and I'm married to the door...



What the hell is this door into?



This just makes me very uncomfortable.



Oh hey, treasure!











#SWAGYOLO420



Oh right, there's a kid dying or something.







Wait. A. Second.



That yard.



Is filthy. I am cutting this down right now.





See, this is why we do things for people. So we can steal their stuff.



Aw yeah, 500!



Hey what's that?



Dirt.



I bet there's something really really awesome in here.



Aw yeah, more keys to Whisper's panty drawers.



Am I forgetting something?



Oh yeah, the kid.



Am I James? Is my whole life a lie? Am I really the hero? Am I even embracing the thug life?



So my life isn't a lie? Oh thank Avo.







So...why did he do it?



So he's just stupid.





How does this work?



I guess nothing? That's what it looks like you're doing now.











Hey another door already!





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...
...
That's stupid.









There's like no monsters here, I am very disappointed.





Oh Jesus Christ, where did you come from?



Oh dear Avo.



Pump it up!



This children. This is how you slaughter EVERYTHING.



I can feel it. The power of darkness. The darkness in all our hearts.



The power!



And it's gone.



Man, I could really use an adrenaline potion right about now. But instead, I drink 5 hour energy. 5 hour energy, for the hero on the move.











Sweet, doors.





Oh, Avo, oh, Avo, oh, Avo.



Pop, pop, pop, make them motherfuckers drop.



Oh dear, there's too many.



But I will prevail



With my secret technique



Oddly shining arrow!



Yeah, I bet it was. I wouldn't know from experience though, since I'm so great and all.



Great legend. Freaky deformed children hording cheddar. Seems legit.





Sounds like a great reason to keep exploring.



Dude, you are messed up.



And I like that! Let's go get some treasure.



Ah yeah, Hero and the bandit, this is going to be the greatest friendship ever.





One hobbe, two hobbes, three hobbes dead.



What? Don't look at me like that, I'm not stealing all your kills.



The quest for treasure continues



Oh whoa, a nice amount this time.





Ha, you guys are pathetic.



Oh my gosh. Is it? Can it be? WHISPER'S PANTY CHEST?!?





Oh, I guess not...



I have no idea what this is but I like it.



Alright, let's go.



Next time, I actually finish this quest!

Because I'm tired of my browser crashing every ten pictures.

hurray, this is back!! i cant wait to see how you choose to end this quest