AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Add me as a friend (fooflyer) on steam if you want Hitman: Blood cheddar

fuuuuuck I would so want that but lol macs are for fags

have it anyway
there, sent. check your email or something i think

god

daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn

Thanks a lot, dude. If I get access to a PC for any real length of time I'm installing this baby.

OR YOU COULD GET A REAL COMPUTER YOU HUGE FUCKING FAGGOT HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH HOW MANY DICKS DO YOUNEED IN YOU MOUTH EGGMA N HAHAHAH

It's okay, Spoony. You're safe here.

SHUTUP

I DON'T NEED YOU

I DON'T NEED ANYBODY

I've got a free copy of Portal due to pre-ordering Portal 2 on steam if anyone wants that, I don't need anything in return - Just spreading a bit of portal around!

Random surprise giveaway!

Your task is simple, assassinate a fellow poster on this forum (not IRL, just clarifying) in a unique way.

I'll check back every now and then for a few hours, the winner will get their choice of any one of the 3 Hitman games on sale at the moment.

I kill Fooflyer by knocking him out with chloroform then putting him in a shipping crate, have that shipping care sent to a remote island with hidden cameras and watch, if he survives for 30 days i'll have a fake rescue plane find him and take him to some mysterious ruins where he will have complete 3 challenges filled with the most dangerous booby traps known to man. If he somehow survives that and makes it to the MYSTERIOUS RELIC he must escape with it where he is then taken away by some mysterious men where he is then taken to a facility and question about things he has no idea about and they constantly push his mental state down the drain. After that something something I can't think of anything else so he gets shot in the head.

A winner is you!

By default, but a winner none-the-less.

Is the contest still going going on for the other 2 games?

If so, this is the way I would Kill OA:

I Would would send the Mafia down to chase him to the top of a building, then he would jump off onto a truck with a mattress attached to it, which would lead to an sawmill, at which point Lumberjacks would chase him with flaming Chainsaws. At which point he will Be chased to an abandoned night club. When he enters He trips over a wire that makes 1000 of buff, half naked men crush him to death

Dragoon: First, I use my forum (Broken Nostalgia) and the admin powers therein to trace Dragoon's IP then his location. I buy a plane ticket (coach, obviously) to his house. I wait for several days, sleeping in a mediocre hotel only about a mile away. I watch all of his exact moves and chronicle them. I record any patterns that I see. For example, let's say he eats a bagel at precisely 7:03 AM every day. I will simply sprinkle the bagels with anthrax, letting the poison take effect over the next few hours (if he's lucky.) I will watch over him once again while he is unaware of his imminent death. When the moment arrives, I will arrive and claim that he passes out occasionally due to a low amount of blood flow to his brain. I will say that it was a condition he was born with. I will carry him out of the area nonchalantly (making sure to wear a hairnet and thick gloves) then drop him off in his backyard. A shovel will already be prepared, as will a hole. The rest of the process, I can assume, is obvious.

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