AWKWARD ZOMBIE

So, the lack of campaigns has inspired me to take up Hammer. I know how to create dynamic light sources and player spawns, but my map geometry has the subtlety of Minecraft. Goddamnit.

no one gets the sexist joke. god. It wasn't supposed to make sense half-way anyways.

The irony is that you would suspect females to be medic and tech since most people think all of them are smart. Most are, so people would probably spazz to find out that there's a girl that likes weapons. Mostly since a lot of people are idiots, and that's the only reason behind the joke. Yay for long paragraph explanation that I'll get yelled at.

Maybe because the joke was executed poorly?

And besides.

Everyone here prefers puns.

I hate puns :I

DEAL WITH IT

I fukken love playing sarge

I'm Wildcat more often than not. I am a fan of Dakka.

Yeah I play Bastille


My bro's been playing one of the Tech guys

we're hopelessly outnumbered on the snow level

Wolfe
Wolfe all the way

I love how the black guy has stronger melee damage than the white tech. Or anybody else in the game, for that matter.

I feel like that sends a good message.

Black dudes are A+ alien killers.

ITS THE COLE TRAIN BABY

WOO STAND UP

When I'm a medic I always get too far ahead of my group and they all mysteriously get infected, then die before I can get to them. It's weird.

Medics shouldn't go ahead of their team ever


I always stay in the middle of the group and monitor everyone's health

but I also attack too

I go ahead and shotgun shield bugs then beat the shit out of everything before my team gets to me and they're like WTF MEDIC YOU NOOB even though they die as I watched them not shoot, run around in circles, and hit their teammates.