AWKWARD ZOMBIE

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oh goddom you

that's still better than I do most days.

in other news apparently I can do pretty good as a scout with pistol, not really sure why. also don't know why I always wanna play as sniper when i'm just gonna pull out my knife and run after everyone like a failure. also also I finally headshotted someone as a sniper today, never actually done that before.

I play sniper and Engineer.
I need one more achievement for Sniper Milestone 1.
Who wants to let me snipe 2 sentries?

i used to only find melee only TF2 fun
even when everyone else didnt listen when i said "melee only", Heavy with Mir as medic and KGB and i sometimes came top
Eyelander/Equalizer ruins that for me D:

Don't worry, It took me a while to get my medic skills up to par.

Just wait until you're asked to be a battle medic.

Battle medics rule.

I'm a horrid medic. but I got an ubersaw recently so now I just say "screw this" and start trying to beat the crap out of everyone. i think that should be proof enough of how bad I am at this game.

Wow I haven't played in a while and playing with Loli and Miss Creeper was fun.

Fix'd

IN ORDER TO IDENTIFY SPIES I WILL JUST SHOOT EVERY ONE OF MY TEAM MEMBERS FULL OF SYRINGES

Same here.

Not sure if this is only a problem for 360 users, but I've been getting rustled at how hosts can cheat so that only one team is allowed spies and certain other classes. I've only recently got back into it and this seems to be perfectly acceptable thing to do now.

Explain.

I hang out on Arena servers mostly. I play medic and engineer over most others. Though I play heavy when I decide my team is bad and I can better serve them with large amounts of boolet. I am an advocate of the bonesaw and make regular sacrifices of Spah Crab to the Train God. I also have a mic.

See you around.

I haven't played TF2 in so long because I got sick of people getting ridiculously pissy over losing or the games taking too long. However, my last few games before I sold The Orange Box were quite memorable. Snark will probably remember this.

- In the Capture The Flag game type, we all went Engineer and set up turrets in the room with the briefcase. As we all hit our turrets with our wrenches in unison, I took it upon myself to sing slave hymns, most notably "Wade in the Water"

- We all went medic and started the medic train, where everyone would heal one another. We didn't even make it across the bridge.

- Everyone went Spy and turned into a spy of the opposite color. We scattered ourselves around the base, and for about two full minutes, no one had any idea what was going on.

- Everyone went heavy and did nothing but punch. It was our own Boxer Rebellion.

There were a few more things we did, but those were by far the most fun.

^

This sounds like the Lotus Clan server tonight. Blue team messed around while red was serious. Steam was down so we used all classic things, like an army of only heavies who taunt kill. Surprisingly effective in groups of 12 with a few medics.