So in an Oblivion LP we need a character.
You
Yeah, you. Well, him, not you. You get the idea. (That's you, not him)
Dunmer is not a creative name but the last name I made up for Oblivion was
Charlie Manhuge for Zink's LP and yeah.
Dunmer is born under
Yeah.
Oh, and his class is going to be something a little custom because this LP is going to be a little different. Mainly because of one of the proletariats I've installed.
Yeah.
So now that we look
obscenely handsome it's time we started this charade.
Another mod I've installed is called the Main Quest Delayer. Basically, instead of starting in a prison cell, I arrive off a boat in Anvil's docks. After looting the boat hold, which contained plenty of food / alchemy ingredients, I leave. Thankfully, it's night, so this (example) LP is not immediately brought to an excruciatingly painful end.
He just kind of... Stares at me.
I creep up behind him and pickpocket him immediately. Since he isn't technically a real NPC, he can't react to these kinds of things. His pear belongs to me now, forever!
However, there is a
technical difficulty.
STOP I ONLY JUST STARTED WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS
I immediately
leap off the boat and into the water and swim to the shore.
I don't see him chasing me.
This lighthouse is going to give away my position. Nooh!
I
PUNCH IT with the
PUNCHING ICON and it extinguishes.
Crap.
I have this sneaking suspicion that
my health is low and I need to get to safety, but there isn't any safety because I'm
at the top of a god daisies lighthouse
THE ONLY OPTION?
FIGHT MY WAY OUT
