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PostPosted: Tue Feb 12, 2008 6:02 pm 
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Eat watermelon. And masturbate again.

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Merlin wrote:
Eat watermelon. And masturbate again.

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Let's go find some watermelon...

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Grass = Plants = WATERMELON! My years of studying Batman will finally pay off!

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Now... where is it...

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WHAT?! OH GOD OH GOD THEY'RE GROSS GET ME OUTTA HERE.

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FOLLOW A CREEPY OLD MAN BACK TO HIS PLACE?! OKAY!

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...back where I started.

...

...great.

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I hate him too.

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Yes, we can count.

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AWRIGHT!

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I get to pick first you bastard!

Well, what'll it be?

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FIRE?!

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WATER?!

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HEART?!

WEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLL!?!?!?!?!??!!?!?


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PostPosted: Tue Feb 12, 2008 6:54 pm 
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Squirtle. THEY LIVE FOREVER.

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Merlin wrote:
Squirtle. THEY LIVE FOREVER.


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Squirtle it is!

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FUCK YEAH.

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How would you know?! IT'S IN A BALL.

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:D

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Should we?


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Yes. Try to call it Monkeyballs. If it doesn't fit, call it Gayass.

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lyrasen wrote:
Yes. Try to call it Monkeyballs. If it doesn't fit, call it Gayass.

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Ohhhhh... so close.

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Gayass will have to do.

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I swear to GOD, if you take Bulbasaur just to one up me...

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...FUCK YOU.

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"Your Poke'mon looks a lot stronger"!? OH FUCK YOU. I'M LEAVING.

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Wha?

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...I'll show you mine if you show me yours.

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OH A FIGHT ALRIGHT NOW WE'RE GETTING SOMEWHERE.

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...wait, I'm NOT READY.

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OH GOD OH GOD.

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OH FUCK OH GOD.

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GO GAYASS OH JESUS GOD FUCK.

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AAAAHHHH WHAT SHOULD I DO!?


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Masturbate.

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Merlin wrote:
Masturbate.
Tail whip?


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L Lawliet wrote:
Merlin wrote:
Masturbate.
Tail whip?


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AHHH THERE'S NO MASTURBATE BUTTON.

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TAIL WHIP IT IS.

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AAAAAHHHH.

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FUCK.

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SHIT.

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OH MAN WE'RE LOSING THIS ON, GOTTA BELIEVE IN FRIENDSHIP! AAAAHHHH.


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USE HYPERBEAM


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CALL MACGYVER.

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L Lawliet wrote:
USE HYPERBEAM

AN OFFENSIVE ATTACK?! HE DOESN'T KONW HYPERBEAM OH GOD I'LL TRY TACKLE FUCK BULBASAUR'S GIAGANTIC OH GOD.

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HE JUST HAS TO RUB IT IN.

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AHHHHHHH.

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GOOO!

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OH GOD IT'S SO CLOSE.


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BELIEVE IN THE HEART OF THE CARDS
KNOCK THAT FUCKER OUT

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The Big Cheese wrote:
BELIEVE IN THE HEART OF THE CARDS
KNOCK THAT FUCKER OUT

IT'S TIME TO DUEL!
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FUCKER.

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HAHAHAHAHA!

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TACKLED THAT FUCKER, OH MAN THIS IS INTENSE.


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