That brought me massive lulz.
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Nintendo has released a new video game for it's "Wii" system called "Super Mario Galaxies". At first glance, the video game seems like an innocent bit of fun, a nice way to keep the kids inside, and therefore away from the legions of drug-pushers, pedophiles, and terrorists that lurk in America's parks, schools, and pretty much everywhere outside of gated communities.
Yes, you're views of the world are
completely rational.
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On closer inspection, however, it becomes obvious that this game is just another homosexual recruiting tool made by the neo-sodomites of Ninendo, from that cesspool of cultural pollution, Japan.
Yes,
obviously a tool to make kids gay (even though homosexuality is genetic). And I'm almost entirely sure that Jesus wouldn't tolerate that sort of racism, bub. <:D>
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Mario also may not be as explicit as rap music in it's pro-drug propaganda, but the messages are there: Mario gains strength by eating "Magic Mushrooms" and bright poppies, the flowers which heroin is made from. No doubt the use of drugs is intended to dull the pain children suffer while being sodomized.
That was exactly what was going through my mind while playing Galaxy. I wonder if Mario's a giver or a taker? And since when is every rap song about endorsing drug use?
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