AWKWARD ZOMBIE

I hope you do Independent Vegas.

Do the dirty with Ceaser.
And by the dirty, I mean STAB HIM WITH A CATTLE PROD.

ok i was waiting for people to respond

update will be coming after i stop watching whose line clips

Oh god we're never getting an update.
I have wasted an entire day watching Whose Line clips.

That was a very good day.

(actually)



This is the least sexiest outfit I have ever worn.



WELL WHATEVER my magical watch is telling me to go see Sunny Smiles so I guess I'll go do that



Oh shit it's a guy, I wonder if I can have sex with him; he looks more able-bodied than Doc Mitchell.



erugh never mind

He might know about the people who attacked me, though.



He tells me that dude in the fucking amazing suit was apparently the leader, but he didn't give me anything else of much weight so I decide to just go into the Saloon.



Good lord this is the dankest Saloon I've ever been in.



Apparently her dog was barking at me but I was too busy being underwhelmed.

I tell her Doc Mitchell pointed me to her and apparently she could give me some tips to survive in the Wasteland.

Not that I wasn't doing it before, you know, what with going around and delivering shit everywhere




Our conversation ends and I follow her outside.



Why is my booty so big.



She gives me a shitty rifle and tells me to shoot some bottles on a fence.

It's not like I don't like handling large equipment, if you catch my drift, but this rifle is pretty awful.



Well whatever. I manage to shoot down all the bottles regardless.



I just woke up after getting shot in the head, I don't really think I'm ready to fight anything you dumb bitch.



Who better to ask to help you clear out some monsters from a well than somebody who just woke up from brain surgery?

Well whatever. If I'm getting paid I might as well. Let's hope that those geckos are slightly more difficult than stationary bottles.



I switch to a 10mm pistol. Handles better than that awful rifle.



Good lord you are so short.



Did you get osteoporosis at an early age or something? Considering just about every adult in the wasteland is about the same size as one another, it's pretty surprising that you're about as tall as a tree stump.



Well whatever. We get up to where the geckos are. They're pretty loud too.



Oh thanks, just leave them all to me.

You are the worst at everything.



I guess they can't be that difficult to deal with. I mostly stuck to the main roads when I traveled, so I never really ran into much trouble. Hopefully these guys won't be that difficult to deal with.



jesus christ what is that thing



oh god it's coming towards me I HAVE TO SHOOT IT



After my panic attack passes I go back to the worst person ever.

Thanks for just sitting around while I got mobbed by demons from hell



Two more wells full of those things? Aren't there like, traps you could put down or something?

I guess I'll help you, though. They were horribly mutated hell beasts but they go down pretty easily.



Sunny, surprisingly, manages to take out most of the ones at the first well. I hear some struggling over at the second one, so I go over to check it out.

Welp. I guess I should help her.



Mission complete.



She gives me some water as thanks, which I suppose is probably just as valuable as cheddar in this desert wasteland.




Sweet, cheddar!



I guess. It's not like I really have anything better to do. Guy who shot me is probably a while away so it couldn't hurt to learn how to do this stuff.



All right, I guess I'll get on it.

(good place to stop. I took enough screenshots for two updates, though, so if another page is filled out I'll update again)

Jackpot!

Lolita's going to sex her way across the Mojave or die trying.

New Vegas is still my favorite game since I've played it like 4 times now, and I will follow this as a result.
You should have used the jsawyer mod though, it makes the game a little harder and a little more realistic.

I lost.

i would really like to continue this but WELP NOBODY IS POSTING???

I WILL BE YOUR ONLY FAN.

loli this is superb A*
it is actually funny and i hope to see your character grow
will you play her evil or good? I kinda imagine her as some badass character but um you seem to be playing her as just a slut so idk how that's gonna work out, ahaha

I'm waiting for the porn to happen

Sexy blackscreen action only happens in Vegas and the Thorn.

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