AWKWARD ZOMBIE

okay I can't stand listening to this song anymore


Water it is.


Boring physical changes blah blah blah just stop that fucking song


Oh that is so much better and hey I'm on a cruise ship? Ok, better look around.


Huh, Titanic imitators. Don't they know that's bad luck? He's gonna drop his lady into the sea or some shit.


Oooh, door. Gotta see what's inside the door.


Oh. It's one of those places where drunks go to get drunk. Hey, there's drinking in this game!
...Wait, can you drink if you're playing as the loli or the shota...? Eeep.


Note, if you talk to Breillat 10 times, you can play as her. Not that I want to, just saying.


Uhh, yeah... some of your waitstaff have been serving alcohol to minors. You may want to look into that.
Wait, what do you mean that's not in your power? I'm getting the captain.
...Then again, he's right there, so whatever.


Okay, that's nice, but your waitress is-


Holy crap I just teleported 4 feet. Someone call a wizard! Or a physicist! HELP!


God daisies it I knew those Titanic imitators were a bad omen.


But I didn't expect to fall down the fucking stairs! You should have warned me about the stairs, dog!


And now you're just gonna walk all over me! Fuck you.


And now I'm gonna get raped by a bearded weirdo. Fuck you guys. Fuck you guys so hard.


Although he is a very friendly bearded weirdo. Maybe he's just a misplaced viking? I dunno.


Quality sound effects.


Did I hit my head when I fell? I am talking like I'm fucking high.


Vikings are not pop flyin' with tropical islands. They apparently want snow and dragons.


And now I'm speaking poetically. Okay, I'm calling it, this character is high as fuck.



Oh, no wonder your beard looks like a freaking rat's nest. I'm sorry for judging you.


Note to self- Violinists are very good at not flipping the fuck out after disasters.


You're really polite for someone who hasn't seen another human in almost 30 years.



Oh, there we go. NOW you're trying to hit on me.


Hey, spoils from the wreck. Maybe I can use these.

What now?

Well what else are you going to do? Collect stuff.

Examine the sea shell to your north. Also, loot that chest the guy is in front of. It doesn't matter if it's his food, YOU NEED IT.

Well said.
Here comes the Treasure guide for Newbie Island! Get it all, because I'm fairly sure you can't come back once you leave.


There are two crates near Robinson, containing Chocolatex8 (heals 100HP) and GumX12 (heals 50 SP).
Also, the seashell does nothing but look pretty. Curses!


Further north, and you will find a barrel containing 13 Yogurt Drinks (SP +105 and HP +45).


Go south of him and you'll find a few trees growing coconuts you can grab. This doesn't seem too helpful, since you can also get coconuts right where you're going, but trust me, you'll want those coconuts.


Go a little north of the regenerating coconut tree and you'll find a path that goes through half of the island.


In that path you can find a chest with 12 Instant Noodles (HP +150) in them.


Basically, don't try to leave until your Inventory (accessed by the icon in the lower right that looks like a naked dude next to a treasure chest) looks sort of like this.


You can also talk to Robinson if you get confused or need help.
Alright, I'd like to leave now.


Wait, you're just going to GIVE me a raft? Those things go for like, 2000g on Aries!




Way ahead of you.

Anyway, take the raft.
There is a blue spot on the little minimap below the top-right menu. Head towards that- walk through the path across the island, and then when you're on the shore near it, click on the ocean.


You'll want to stand about right here before you go.



Now we are on the first island of this game! Much better, much more open.

So, what now. Level grinding and monster introduction, or shall we visit the first village of the game?

Introduce us to some monsters, and then kill them all.

I started an account on Taurus 2 named Goat, but I left it on the Titanic. I might play more later.

might try to create a character later, but this looks cool.

You should kill some monsters.
Also. Do a Freaking SAND ANGEL. It's the symbol of epicosity.

Hey guys! Sorry for the lack of update. I sprained my foot the other day and I couldn't get upstairs to fetch my laptop.
Oh and some of you made characters?! Yesssssss I am going to find you with my main which is like... BlakeAlem or something like that o3o