AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Lemme just say something... GET THE HIDDEN CHEST IN MUSHROOM CASTLE BY JUMPING OFF OF TOAD'S HEAD.

We have frog coins to collect!

It's funny because I just read about that while looking for the trick Etank was talking about (hint I couldn't find it), Vrominelli.






Chain it is.


Pow.


Ow.


Whatever helps you sleep at night, Mario.


And it's a knockout!


That's right, bitch. Not so tough without your chain chomp, are ya?


Groooan


That's right. Fall! FALL INTO YOUR OWN LAVA PIT! BURRN, I SAY!


Nah, I think I'll hang out up here with the Princess.


Wargh! Asshole!


SHUT UP BITCH CAN'T YOU SEE I'M ON THE VERGE OF FALLING HERE?


There we go, now I can- GODDAMMIT NOT ANOTHER ONE


Well, I fell. Guess I gotta actually finish the job, huh?


Yeah Mario, why do you have to be such a cockblock?


No you're not, he's just gonna JUMP N' SHOOT


Fuckin' called it.



And now Mario uses Bowser as a trampoline that conveniently launches him high enough to grab onto the chain. Convenient.



You don't say?


WHOA HOLY SHIT A GIANT SWORD'S GONNA FALL OUT OF THE SKY OR SOMETHING


Me: 2 Surprises: 0


Oh.. And it just... Raped Bowser's Castle. How lovely.


FUCK YEAH PRODUCT PLACEMENT


SHOOTIN' STARS OR SOMESUCH


MARIO WHY ARE YOU JUMPING- Oh you got launched into the air. ...IT'S THE SAME daisies THING IF IT AROUSES YOU, MARIO




I give the landing an 7. Would've given it a 9, but I shaved off points for both not hitting Toad and also for being a show off attention whore.



Welp, Toad's gonna investigate, apparently.


Oh, your wit. It stings with the intensity of a thousand wasps ravaging my body.


YEAH CAUSE SHE CAN'T MOVE CAUSE I FUCKED HER SO HARD! BAZINGA!


I'll just hang out here until someone helps me down.


Or you could jump, Mario. That fuckin' works too.


Now that my horrific incident of terror is over, how about some breakfast?

>Fuck around in the house or just get on with the adventure already?

Look for some spare Mushrooms, your gonna need them.

Also, JUMP!

Agreed. Look for some mushrooms, and then more jumping.

Seriously guys? Mario doesn't need this kind of lack of support! He has a problem, daisies you!


Welp, guess we'd better find some powerups. ...Hey, is that a mushroom on the cabinet?


Well golly gee willikers, it sure is!

>A Button


That's right, pick up the mushroo-




... I don't even know. It looks like Mario just decided to dry hump his bed.


Man, all that sex with my bed sure was tiring!


Yes, Mario. We know what you do in your free time-


NNGNGRFFF


MARIO I SWEAR WHY DO YOU HAVE TO DO THIS WE COULD HAVE BEEN FRIENDS GODDAMMIT


Okay, okay.. We're outside. Time to start our adventure.


Oh look, it's Toa- WHOA HOLY SHIT IS THAT A SPARKLY BOX??


Maybe it has Mushrooms!


...Or we could jump on it. Goddammit, Mario.


Oh, it's a save brick. I guess we have to jump on it.


That's Fagballs the Mighty to you, sir.


I wonder if I can eat Toad's head...


Nah, I'd better get going before he sues me for harassment.


Well shit. Looks like I'm stuck home.


Maybe riding around on Toad will give me ideas...


I've got it!


Toad, what should I do?


...




Yes, Toad. I will go save that whore once again because everybody in this fucking kingdom is incompetent except for me.


I swear, I'm the only person who can do anything around here...




Alright, let's just stroll on up to the castle and-


daisies, I've been spotted by Talking Douche Sword.




Jesus Christ, does he ever stop talking?


Huh?


Mario, I never thought I'd say this, but JUMP, MAN! JUMP FOR YOUR daisies LIFE!


...Okay, you can stop now.




>Go home and sob woefully or go to Vista Hill and sob woefully?

No sobbing woefully, dear Mario. You got Goombas to bonk and Jump Controlling Classes to take.

Onward with the adventure!

QUICK, MARIO, GO HOME AND BEDRAPE

We require more minerals.

Urgh, that's the crappy part about having a combination of gung-ho and laziness.
I want to get updates out regularly, but I'm too lazy to resize the pics so it's not one huge pagestretch. GUIZ HLP ME

What program do you use for playing SMRPG?

I use ZSNES but Fraps will only take screenshots if it's on a certain video setting for some stupid reason. I don't printscreen my screenshots because it takes forever and would elongate this thing even more.

SNES9X always (in the past anyway, but not with the new version) gave me clean displays of graphics, and I could just quickly print screen and paste in paint.
But if that's too slow for you then eet ees tooh sloww, and I cannot help you.

Yeah, I use Fraps because I can rapid fire spam on the screenshot button when I need to and it saves each image into a folder of your choosing.

I think ZSNES atually has a screenshot button. Or at least it did last time I checked... been a long time now...

I know it has built in video recording. Don't remember or didn't see anything about screenshots.