AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Man, I hope this LP actually continues and doesn't become forgotten. Great so far, except for those long periods of talking (But you can't really stop that as most of it is necessary to the plot). Buzz.

Yeah I already try leaving out idle chatter a lot. At least 5 or so conversations already. The problem really is when the same person just goes on and on forever with exposition. I hope that ebbs away a bit starting from now that the premise is known to the main character.

HA. I will probably follow this. Currently playing Mother 3 and I've never even thought of touching earfbound, sooo...

What an untimely end for Buzz Buzz.

Oh man, it really got bright while I was inside. I better get home and take a short nap before going around saving the world and stuff.

What's that noise again?






Did you just fall from the sky?



Did you just fall from the sky?



Did YOU. Just. FALL. From the SKY?



I need sleep.

Okay, let's go to town. I'll just pretend there was not some weird person falling from the sky, taking a photo of me, then flying up again.



There we are. There's the library. If there's a place I find out something about that Giant's something it's probably there.

Why the hell would you do that?

Yeah sure.




Lady, I have no idea what you are talking about.

I love maps that have a blinking marker indicating your location.
Let's ask around if someone knows anything about that weird mystical place.
Hello first person standing in the same hallway.



Well that was easy. But where is it?
Hello random person sitting in a room in the library.


Let's go there!

BIRD
There's just a shack there.






Then to the townhall to get the key.
I'm kinda hungry though and I spent all my cheddar on a new baseball bat and cap. I'm the worst with cheddar.


Mmmmmm, trashilicious.

I also got some new knowledge planted into my brain all of a sudden again. I wonder what's up with that.

Ahhh, townhall. Surely they will give me the key for the shack without unnecessarily complicating the matter further.



Uhmmm, no?

booty.

Hey, who are those clowns?

POGOSTICK

ROCKET SKATEBOARD


Isn't that the guy whose fault it is that the shack is closed? I think I'm gonna punch him. Badly. Peace and love my booty.


So that's the arcade?

And dress like a clown like the rest of you? No thanks.

HULA
What kind of laughable gang are you? And how laughable is the police if they can't just arrest all of you?


And what do you have? A super soaker? A yo-yo?

MAFIA
Errrrrrrrrr...
Can we talk about it? Peace and love and so on?
I still managed to defeat him by that hypnosis power I suddenly got paired with blunt head trauma.

MANGA ROBOT TANK THING
Aaarrrgh, kill it kill it kill it. Good thing that eating hamburgers out of the trash is good for my health.












Are you supposed to be some sort of knife wielding mentor for me?











You won't give it to me until I say yes. I know politicians.

Let's go to that toe finally.

I was afraid it wouldn't fit and I had to do a side quest to reforge the key.

That's a boring hut. Those entertainers live here? Poor guys.

The first cave/dungeon! I am so excited, what will I find here?

This doesn't look too ba-

RAT

ANT

SLUGS SO MANY SLUGS

Awww yeah, the most awesome super power. The power of ROCKS.

Oooooh, pretty.

Yup, wasn't that big of a dungeon though. I didn't even bother making any screenshots of my way up here so short it was.


Come at me,... light.

FATASS ANT
Knock knock.
Who's there?











Rocks.

Glowing Foot Print. Huh.

I didn't expect that. I expected the image of a giant foot print actually.

Okay, we got that.

Now what?

No update on tuesday cause I'm gone from 8 am to 8 pm like every tuesday (blugh)

What flavor are your windows? Are they banana or something? I never remember any of the flavors except mint.

Yeah it's banana. I like bananas.

I've collected many ROCKS.

I got home early and made an update but uploading the pics won't work right now for some reason. I'll try later.

>D-vid: make that update already
It is now later.
You feel like you should do something.
So you do something.


That was an adventure! Hello officer!
No, I did not read that sign. In fact, I can't even remember it being there when I went in.

Yeah right. I'll just go over to the next town. I heard a nice laday is there.

FFFFFF-
I'll just go around those.

FFFFFFFFFFFFF-


*gulp* looks like I have to go in there after all.




*snooooooore*


Oh, but 4th wall breaking is my job.

Yes, I kinda need to save the world.

Thank you Mr. officer.



Why are we all alone in a small room with shifty looking police men?

I'm a kid. What the hell is wrong with this town's police?


I'm a kid!

OMYGOSH JACKIE CHAN

More p2ii power2

Yeah, that would probably rise your success rate up from 0%

Yes, you are definitely stronger than Arm-Fall-Off Boy!



I'm not fat, I'm still growing!


I think I need an adult.




You guys are wimps. No wonder a bunch of kids on Pogo sticks and skateboards had you beaten.


PORNSTACHE I COULDN'T THINK OF A BETTER NAME

Migh...
You know what, I'll just let you live in your fantasy world.













Finally.

That was strange.

Worst cops.

Sorry for nothing today. There'll be nothing tomorrow either probably. But from friday on I don't have university anymore except exams so I'll be at home studying and will have time to updork.

Late but...
I see what you did there

It's been a while.

Last time, we got rid of the last hurdle stopping us from going to Twoson.
What will wait for us there?

WALKING SHROOMS

here's the map

Oh, a cycle sh-

you.

BLUE LADY

PEDOPHILE?

Oh, sounds fun.
I'll just walk in and talk to everyone like I always do.

Hello shady manager.




I... see. Why did you tell me that right now?




Oh her.

Me too! I hope she's hot.

Oh no Lassie! Is it that stupid Timmy boy again who always falls down wells?

Hello shady person.

Maybe HE kidnapped the little Timmy!

Uhm

WALKS LIKE HE SHAT HIS PANTS
Hey I was just looking for you.






Why would she do that?

A chubby boy?

What?



Gonna save a lady in distress!

(I still have enough screenshots for another update so expect another one today)