AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Just let him do what he wants.

Play as the dude.

Name him Cera

Then name your starter "McLovin'"

Make him prance.

PRANCING SHOES

PRESS THE B BUTTON TO PRANCE.

ALSO, MAY IS PREGNANT PRANCE LIKE THE WIND CERA!

So, is this a yes then for naming myself Cera? I'd rather not be Latin for horn, just sounds stupid. And sounds like a womans name.

Then name yourself Keanu, or Nicolas

:3 I think you should name him LIKE SIMON OR SOMETHING Or Viddy. >w<

Fuck yeah 7 character limit.




Yes, now can you please get rid of that,thing?






Ow hell damnit why did I agree to riding in here aaaauuugh.



Sweet Jesus, freedom!




No shit, I got a freaking concussion. Why did you talk me into doing that.





How did the truck get here? There are no roads anywhere..



And once again, you prove to me how lazy you are, Mom. I'm going to my room.



Sweet, those apes got my Gamecube up here. Now I can play not-Pokemon games.



No thanks to you.



Aaugh whaat.



Wait really? Sweet.



God daisies you, Mom. I'm going outside, make me lunch if you aren't too much of a lazy asshat to do so.



Fuck yeah Science.



Your new neighbor, do you have food?



Wait, seriously?



Sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet.



Hey look a mirrored copy of my room. They must've used the power of apes, too.



Ooh shiny red ball.



The greatest man in the world. That's who.




May: "Oh I forgot, I have to help my dad!"




W-wait. You have to help your dad, so you jump onto your computer. Jesus you're as lazy as me.



Hola, chica.





I'd honestly rather not, but I'm going to be forced out there at one point or another.



Offff course.



And I assume you want me to help you, right? Because I could take it and like, leave you here with your, raccoon.



Wait, there's three. You lied to me old man, you liiiiiieeed. But I have to choose one, but which one.

Choose Torchic

That is the only acceptable choice.

Treecko, you can't go wrong with DAN GREEN!

Pick Mudkip. Because I like being different.

Torchic.

I'm stumped on a name right now though.

Treecko.

Name him Geico.

Why do I have the feeling I should pick treecko because of all the freaking spam..

Treeko

In honor of the forums hostile takeover.

Er...forget Treecko.

Go with Kipper.